Something about Welnix buggering off and it being made into a book by Sven Hassel. I think.
They would all end up dying horribly, the cover would have a picture of Gareth with a million bullet holes in him in lying in an icy rotting foxhole surrounded by burnt out tanks and razorwire.
RIP Sven
It could be called "Balls of Terror", "The Bloody Road to the Finals", "Liquidate Cats" or "Court Marshal of Ricki Herbert"