Conrad Smith appeared in a 'Nix scarf once. Anyone able to get in touch with him and see if he'll throw a good word the 'Nix's way? Surely that wouldn't hurt...
And while you are at it, get him to auction "the Nix scarf worn by Conrad Smith", and donate to proceeds to our charity. If Stephen Fleming can sell Fujitsu heatpumps, surely Conrad Smith can easily sell Phoenix memorabilia.