I've just finished reading the entire thread and I've been pissing myself laughing!! Boys, it's Joel Porter, not Wayne Rooney, if we don't get him there will be 15 players in the football league without a deal that'll do equally as good a job. If we do get him, let's make sure we don't have too high expectations. It would be great to see him in a Phoenix shirt, but remember he's come from a 3rd division side that has just had a very average season. No disrespect intended.
Not all of them have Australian passports.