they sound more enticing than mr Mcbreen but (hopefully) they'll turn out to be huge disappointments for the roar fans (if they sign either of them)
or, best of all Roar sign them, and then they discover their ineptitude (with any luck!)
and our unheralded option "b",or c or d turns out to be a hidden gem
(that's my supply of optimism for the day all used up 
)
)