I tell you the answer is a run away freight train of the end of the yards doing structural damage to Westpac so we can start again.
The people who lobbied for the current white elephant should be held to account for it as it was obviously a failure.
Anyway. This has gone way off topic.
I follow the Phoenix because I can. I follow them for the friends. I follow them for the banter. I follow them on the off chance that I can follow them for the winning football. Everything waits on that moment when we score or that rare moment where we win and nothing (outside life's major events) beats that feeling.