"I need a striker! Get me Royces' number stat"
"Gao? Yeah he played for us. Wizard footballer that guy was"
"No I'd rather focus on the game than beer and chanting thanks"
"Joel Griffith and Terry McFlynn? Of course they are upstanding guys. Not a patch on that Burns chap though"
"I wish Robbie had signed with us"
"Marco? We were holding him back. He left with our blessing to spread his wings and soar with the eagles"
"Of course there is a shopping mall in Wellington, ask Nikki"
"That Troy is always first in to bed"
"Berisha is a beacon in a post Cold War Eastern Europe"
I'll resist getting personal with you TV