History for Warwick Hunt

From Nix Fake News:

A VIEW FROM UNDER THE DOME [ DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE! WOOHOO! ]

Kia ora <Members Name> 

[INTERNAL NOTE: AREN'T WE MARKETING MAVENS. I LEARNT PERSONALISATION AND MAIL MERGE ON A WORDPERFECT COURSE IN THE 90s. DON"T WORRY THIS COMMENT WON'T GO OUT TO THE SUCKERS..SEASON TICKET HOLDERS}

The club takes very seriously decisions such as this, to take games away from Wellington. SO SERIOUSLY WE THOUGHT IT BEST TO COMMUNICATE THE DECISION VIA STUFF THEN TICKETEK THEN TICKETMASTER AND FINALLY MAKE TICKETEK ADMIT THAT TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE ONLY VIA THEIR MAIN RIVAL We have received plenty of feedback from Wellington-based fans and we understand the disappointment. YET DIDN'T THINK AN EMAIL TO SEASON TICKET HOLDERS PRIOR TO PUBLICATION OF THE RE-SCHEDULING IN STUFF WAS WORTH THE TIME AND EFFORT AND ASSUMED THOSE 6,000 TRAGICS WILL TURN UP TO ANY DESIGNATED LAST HOME GAME OF THE SEASON IN WELLINGTON EVEN IF IT'S A SUNDAY INSTEAD OF PROVIDING THEM AN OPPORTUNITY TO SHOW APPRECIATION OF THE TEAM AND ESPECIALLY CLUB CAPTAIN & STALWART, ANDREW DURANTE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE MIGHT RETIRE? I'M STILL TRYING TO DEAL WITH THE FOURTEEN OTHERS WHO ARE OFF CONTRACT IN APRIL.

Round 27: Match Reschedule - move to QBE Stadium, Auckland

- Negotiations with Football Federation Australia had been ongoing for some time but the governing body has given the green light for a second Auckland-based game ending speculation as to where Phoenix would take its final home game for the 2017/2018 season. ADMITTEDLY THIS SPECULATION WAS CONFINED TO THE PHOENIX BOARDROOM & MARKETING OFFICE. THE MAIN POINT OF SPECULATION WAS HOW TO CONVERT A SPONSOR'S DIRECTIVE INTO MARKETING GENIUS. 

- “Regional fans have in the past really embraced us when we travel – we’ve had twenty thousand come out 6 YEARS AGO in Christchurch and Auckland in the past, so it’s important for us to continue to connect with important strategic markets fans around New Zealand, EVEN IF ONLY ABOUT 3,000 WILL TURN UP ON PADDY'S NIGHT AND 5,000 IN APRIL TO FAREWELL OUR CLUB CAPTAIN, APPARENTLY HE MIGHT RETIRE AT THE END OF THIS SEASON.. WE'VE ONLY JUST REALISED THAT A GAME IS ON PADDY'S NIGHT, SO A COMMERATIVE GREEN STRIP WILL BE AVAILABLE FOR THE SPECIAL PRICE OF $200 TO OUR LOYAL SEASON TICKET HOLDERS. THE STRIP WILL BE THE SAME COLOUR WE USE TO DISTINGUISH THE SAND FROM THE GRASS AT THE STADIUM OF SAND...I MEAN QBE

[FINAL NOTE: I'M NOT SURE WHY THIS NEWS HAS CAUSED SO MUCH FUSS. I'M SURE IF WE KEEP THE HAPPY STORIES GOING ON THE WEBSITE WE'LL FINISH IN THE TOP FOUR EASILY]

From Nix Fake News:

A VIEW FROM UNDER THE DOME [ DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE]

Kia ora <Members Name> 

[INTERNAL NOTE: AREN'T WE MARKETING MAVENS. I LEARNT PERSONALISATION AND MAIL MERGE ON A WORDPERFECT COURSE IN THE 90s. DON"T WORRY THIS COMMENT WON'T GO OUT TO THE SUCKERS..SEASON TICKET HOLDERS}

The club takes very seriously decisions such as this, to take games away from Wellington. SO SERIOUSLY WE THOUGHT IT BEST TO COMMUNICATE THE DECISION VIA STUFF THEN TICKETEK THEN TICKETMASTER AND FINALLY MAKE TICKETEK ADMIT THAT TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE ONLY VIA THEIR MAIN RIVAL We have received plenty of feedback from Wellington-based fans and we understand the disappointment. YET DIDN'T THINK AN EMAIL TO SEASON TICKET HOLDERS PRIOR TO PUBLICATION OF THE RE-SCHEDULING IN STUFF WAS WORTH THE TIME AND EFFORT AND ASSUMED THOSE 6,000 TRAGICS WILL TURN UP TO ANY DESIGNATED LAST HOME GAME OF THE SEASON IN WELLINGTON EVEN IF IT'S A SUNDAY INSTEAD OF PROVIDING THEM AN OPPORTUNITY TO SHOW APPRECIATION OF THE TEAM AND ESPECIALLY CLUB CAPTAIN & STALWART, ANDREW DURANTE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE MIGHT RETIRE? I'M STILL TRYING TO DEAL WITH THE FOURTEEN OTHERS WHO ARE OFF CONTRACT IN APRIL.

Round 27: Match Reschedule - move to QBE Stadium, Auckland

- Negotiations with Football Federation Australia had been ongoing for some time but the governing body has given the green light for a second Auckland-based game ending speculation as to where Phoenix would take its final home game for the 2017/2018 season. ADMITTEDLY THIS SPECULATION WAS CONFINED TO THE PHOENIX BOARDROOM & MARKETING OFFICE. THE MAIN POINT OF SPECULATION WAS HOW TO CONVERT A SPONSOR'S DIRECTIVE INTO MARKETING GENIUS. 

- “Regional fans have in the past really embraced us when we travel – we’ve had twenty thousand come out 6 YEARS AGO in Christchurch and Auckland in the past, so it’s important for us to continue to connect with important strategic markets fans around New Zealand, EVEN IF ONLY ABOUT 3,000 WILL TURN UP ON PADDY'S NIGHT AND 5,000 IN APRIL TO FAREWELL OUR CLUB CAPTAIN, APPARENTLY HE MIGHT RETIRE AT THE END OF THIS SEASON.. WE'VE ONLY JUST REALISED THAT A GAME IS ON PADDY'S NIGHT, SO A COMMERATIVE GREEN STRIP WILL BE AVAILABLE FOR THE SPECIAL PRICE OF $200 TO OUR LOYAL SEASON TICKET HOLDERS. THE STRIP WILL BE THE SAME COLOUR WE USE TO DISTINGUISH THE SAND FROM THE GRASS AT THE STADIUM OF SAND...I MEAN QBE

[FINAL NOTE: I'M NOT SURE WHY THIS NEWS HAS CAUSED SO MUCH FUSS. I'M SURE IF WE KEEP THE HAPPY STORIES GOING ON THE WEBSITE WE'LL FINISH IN THE TOP FOUR EASILY]

From Nix Fake News:

A VIEW FROM UNDER THE DOME [ DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE]

Kia ora <Members Name> 

[INTERNAL NOTE: AREN'T WE MARKETING MAVENS. I LEARNT PERSONALISATION AND MAIL MERGE ON A WORDPERFECT COURSE IN THE 90s. DON"T WORRY THIS COMMENT WON'T GO OUT TO THE SUCKERS..SEASON TICKET HOLDERS}

The club takes very seriously decisions such as this, to take games away from Wellington. SO SERIOUSLY WE THOUGHT IT BEST TO COMMUNICATE THE DECISION VIA STUFF THEN TICKETEK THEN TICKETMASTER AND FINALLY MAKE TICKETEK ADMIT THAT TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE ONLY VIA THEIR MAIN RIVAL We have received plenty of feedback from Wellington-based fans and we understand the disappointment. YET DIDN'T THINK AN EMAIL TO SEASON TICKET HOLDERS PRIOR TO PUBLICATION OF THE RE-SCHEDULING IN STUFF WAS WORTH THE TIME AND EFFORT AND ASSUMED THOSE 6,000 TRAGICS WILL TURN UP TO ANY DESIGNATED LAST HOME GAME OF THE SEASON IN WELLINGTON EVEN IF IT'S A SUNDAY INSTEAD OF PROVIDING THEM AN OPPORTUNITY TO SHOW APPRECIATION OF THE TEAM AND ESPECIALLY CLUB CAPTAIN & STALWART, ANDREW DURANTE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE MIGHT RETIRE? I'M STILL TRYING TO DEAL WITH THE FOURTEEN OTHERS WHO ARE OFF CONTRACT IN APRIL.

Round 27: Match Reschedule - move to QBE Stadium, Auckland

- Negotiations with Football Federation Australia had been ongoing for some time but the governing body has given the green light for a second Auckland-based game ending speculation as to where Phoenix would take its final home game for the 2017/2018 season. ADMITTEDLY THIS SPECULATION WAS CONFINED TO THE PHOENIX BOARDROOM & MARKETING OFFICE. THE MAIN POINT OF SPECULATION WAS HOW TO CONVERT A SPONSOR'S DIRECTIVE INTO MARKETING GENIUS. 

- “Regional fans have in the past really embraced us when we travel – we’ve had twenty thousand come out 6 YEARS AGO in Christchurch and Auckland in the past, so it’s important for us to continue to connect with important strategic markets fans around New Zealand, EVEN IF ONLY ABOUT 3,000 WILL TURN UP ON PADDY'S NIGHT AND 5,000 IN APRIL TO FAREWELL OUR CLUB CAPTAIN, APPARENTLY HE MIGHT RETIRE AT THE END OF THIS SEASON.. WE'VE ONLY JUST REALISED THAT A GAME IS ON PADDY'S NIGHT, SO A COMMERATIVE GREEN STRIP WILL BE AVAILABLE FOR THE SPECIAL PRICE OF $200 TO OUR LOYAL SEASON TICKET HOLDERS. THE STRIP WILL BE THE SAME COLOUR WE USE TO DISTINGUISH THE SAND FROM THE GRASS AT THE STADIUM OF SAND...I MEAN QBE

[FINAL NOTE: I'M NOT SURE WHY THIS NEWS HAS CAUSED SO MUCH FUSS. I'M SURE IF WE KEEP THE HAPPY STORIES GOING ON THE WEBSITE WE'LL FINISH IN THE TOP FOUR EASILY]

From Nix Fake News:

Kia ora <Members Name>

[INTERNAL NOTE: AREN'T WE MARKETING MAVENS. I LEARNT PERSONALISATION AND MAIL MERGE ON A WORDPERFECT COURSE IN THE 90s. DON"T WORRY THIS COMMENT WON'T GO OUT TO THE SUCKERS..SEASON TICKET HOLDERS}

The club takes very seriously decisions such as this, to take games away from Wellington. SO SERIOUSLY WE THOUGHT IT BEST TO COMMUNICATE THE DECISION VIA STUFF THEN TICKETEK THEN TICKETMASTER AND FINALLY MAKE TICKETEK ADMIT THAT TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE ONLY VIA THEIR MAIN RIVAL We have received plenty of feedback from Wellington-based fans and we understand the disappointment. YET DIDN'T THINK AN EMAIL TO SEASON TICKET HOLDERS PRIOR TO PUBLICATION OF THE RE-SCHEDULING IN STUFF WAS WORTH THE TIME AND EFFORT AND ASSUMED THOSE 6,000 TRAGICS WILL TURN UP TO ANY DESIGNATED LAST HOME GAME OF THE SEASON IN WELLINGTON EVEN IF IT'S A SUNDAY INSTEAD OF PROVIDING THEM AN OPPORTUNITY TO SHOW APPRECIATION OF THE TEAM AND ESPECIALLY CLUB CAPTAIN & STALWART, ANDREW DURANTE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE MIGHT RETIRE? I'M STILL TRYING TO DEAL WITH THE FOURTEEN OTHERS WHO ARE OFF CONTRACT IN APRIL.

Round 27: Match Reschedule - move to QBE Stadium, Auckland

- Negotiations with Football Federation Australia had been ongoing for some time but the governing body has given the green light for a second Auckland-based game ending speculation as to where Phoenix would take its final home game for the 2017/2018 season. ADMITTEDLY THIS SPECULATION WAS CONFINED TO THE PHOENIX BOARDROOM & MARKETING OFFICE. THE MAIN POINT OF SPECULATION WAS HOW TO CONVERT A SPONSOR'S DIRECTIVE INTO MARKETING GENIUS. 

- “Regional fans have in the past really embraced us when we travel – we’ve had twenty thousand come out 6 YEARS AGO in Christchurch and Auckland in the past, so it’s important for us to continue to connect with important strategic markets fans around New Zealand, EVEN IF ONLY ABOUT 3,000 WILL TURN UP ON PADDY'S NIGHT AND 5,000 IN APRIL TO FAREWELL OUR CLUB CAPTAIN, APPARENTLY HE MIGHT RETIRE AT THE END OF THIS SEASON.. WE'VE ONLY JUST REALISED THAT A GAME IS ON PADDY'S NIGHT, SO A COMMERATIVE GREEN STRIP WILL BE AVAILABLE FOR THE SPECIAL PRICE OF $200 TO OUR LOYAL SEASON TICKET HOLDERS. THE STRIP WILL BE THE SAME COLOUR WE USE TO DISTINGUISH THE SAND FROM THE GRASS AT THE STADIUM OF SAND...I MEAN QBE

[FINAL NOTE: I'M NOT SURE WHY THIS NEWS HAS CAUSED SO MUCH FUSS. I'M SURE IF WE KEEP THE HAPPY STORIES GOING ON THE WEBSITE WE'LL FINISH IN THE TOP FOUR EASILY]

From Nix Fake News:

Kia ora <Members Name>

[INTERNAL NOTE: AREN'T WE MARKETING MAVENS. I LEARNT PERSONALISATION AND MAIL MERGE ON A WORDPERFECT COURSE IN THE 90s. DON"T WORRY THIS COMMENT WON'T GO OUT TO THE SUCKERS..SEASON TICKET HOLDERS}

The club takes very seriously decisions such as this, to take games away from Wellington. SO SERIOUSLY WE THOUGHT IT BEST TO COMMUNICATE THE DECISION VIA STUFF THEN TICKETEK THEN TICKETMASTER AND FINALLY MAKE TICKETEK ADMIT THAT TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE ONLY VIA THEIR MAIN RIVAL We have received plenty of feedback from Wellington-based fans and we understand the disappointment. YET DIDN'T THINK AN EMAIL TO SEASON TICKET HOLDERS PRIOR TO PUBLICATION OF THE RE-SCHEDULING IN STUFF WAS WORTH THE TIME AND EFFORT AND ASSUMED THOSE 6,000 TRAGICS WILL TURN UP TO ANY DESIGNATED LAST HOME GAME OF THE SEASON IN WELLINGTON EVEN IF IT'S A SUNDAY INSTEAD OF PROVIDING THEM AN OPPORTUNITY TO SHOW APPRECIATION OF THE TEAM AND ESPECIALLY CLUB CAPTAIN & STALWART, ANDREW DURANTE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE MIGHT RETIRE? I'M STILL TRYING TO DEAL WITH THE FOURTEEN OTHERS WHO ARE OFF CONTRACT IN APRIL.

Round 27: Match Reschedule - move to QBE Stadium, Auckland

- Negotiations with Football Federation Australia had been ongoing for some time but the governing body has given the green light for a second Auckland-based game ending speculation as to where Phoenix would take its final home game for the 2017/2018 season. ADMITTEDLY THIS SPECULATION WAS CONFINED TO THE PHOENIX BOARDROOM & MARKETING OFFICE. THE MAIN POINT OF SPECULATION WAS HOW TO CONVERT A SPONSOR'S DIRECTIVE INTO MARKETING GENIUS. 

- “Regional fans have in the past really embraced us when we travel – we’ve had twenty thousand come out 6 YEARS AGO in Christchurch and Auckland in the past, so it’s important for us to continue to connect with important strategic markets fans around New Zealand, EVEN IF ONLY ABOUT 3,000 WILL TURN UP ON PADDY'S NIGHT AND 5,000 IN APRIL TO FAREWELL OUR CLUB CAPTAIN, APPARENTLY HE MIGHT RETIRE AT THE END OF THIS SEASON.. WE'VE ONLY JUST REALISED THAT A GAME IS ON PADDY'S NIGHT, SO A COMMERATIVE GREEN STRIP WILL BE AVAILABLE FOR THE SPECIAL PRICE OF $200 TO OUR LOYAL SEASON TICKET HOLDERS. THE STRIP WILL BE THE SAME COLOUR WE USE TO DISTINGUISH THE SAND FROM THE GRASS AT THE STADIUM OF SAND...I MEAN QBE

[FINAL NOTE: I'M NOT SURE WHY THIS NEWS HAS CAUSED SO MUCH FUSS. I'M SURE IF WE KEEP THE HAPPY STORIES GOING ON THE WEBSITE WE'LL FINISH IN THE TOP FOUR EASILY}

From Nix Fake News:

Kia ora <Members Name>

[INTERNAL NOTE: AREN'T WE MARKETING MAVENS. I LEARNT PERSONALISATION AND MAIL MERGE ON A WORDPERFECT COURSE IN THE 90s. DON"T WORRY THIS COMMENT WON'T GO OUT TO THE SUCKERS..SEASON TICKET HOLDERS}

The club takes very seriously decisions such as this, to take games away from Wellington. SO SERIOUSLY WE THOUGHT IT BEST TO COMMUNICATE THE DECISION VIA STUFF THEN TICKETEK THEN TICKETMASTER AND FINALLY MAKE TICKETEK ADMIT THAT TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE ONLY VIA THEIR MAIN RIVAL We have received plenty of feedback from Wellington-based fans and we understand the disappointment. YET DIDN'T THINK AN EMAIL TO SEASON TICKET HOLDERS PRIOR TO PUBLICATION OF THE RE-SCHEDULING IN STUFF WAS WORTH THE TIME AND EFFORT AND ASSUMED THOSE 6,000 TRAGICS WILL TURN UP TO ANY DESIGNATED LAST HOME GAME OF THE SEASON IN WELLINGTON EVEN IF IT'S A SUNDAY INSTEAD OF PROVIDING THEM AN OPPORTUNITY TO SHOW APPRECIATION OF THE TEAM AND ESPECIALLY CLUB CAPTAIN & STALWART, ANDREW DURANTE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE MIGHT RETIRE? I'M STILL TRYING TO DEAL WITH THE FOURTEEN OTHERS WHO ARE OFF CONTRACT IN APRIL.

Round 27: Match Reschedule - move to QBE Stadium, Auckland

- Negotiations with Football Federation Australia had been ongoing for some time but the governing body has given the green light for a second Auckland-based game ending speculation as to where Phoenix would take its final home game for the 2017/2018 season. ADMITTEDLY THIS SPECULATION WAS CONFINED TO THE PHOENIX BOARDROOM & MARKETING OFFICE. THE MAIN POINT OF SPECULATION WAS HOW TO CONVERT A SPONSOR'S DIRECTIVE INTO MARKETING GENIUS. 

- “Regional fans have in the past really embraced us when we travel – we’ve had twenty thousand come out 6 YEARS AGO in Christchurch and Auckland in the past, so it’s important for us to continue to connect with important strategic markets fans around New Zealand, EVEN IF ONLY ABOUT 3,000 WILL TURN UP ON PADDY'S NIGHT AND 5,000 IN APRIL TO FAREWELL OUR CLUB CAPTAIN, APPARENTLY HE MIGHT RETIRE AT THE END OF THIS SEASON.. WE'VE ONLY JUST REALISED THAT A GAME IS ON PADDY'S NIGHT, SO A COMMERATIVE GREEN STRIP WILL BE AVAILABLE FOR THE SPECIAL PRICE OF $200 TO OUR LOYAL SEASON TICKET HOLDERS. THE STRIP WILL BE THE SAME COLOUR WE USE TO DISTINGUISH THE SAND FROM THE GRASS AT THE STADIUM OF SAND...I MEAN QBE

From Nix Fake News:

Kia ora <Members Name>

[INTERNAL NOTE: AREN'T WE MARKETING MAVENS. I LEARNT PERSONALISATION AND MAIL MERGE ON A WORDPERFECT COURSE IN THE 90s. DON"T WORRY THIS COMMENT WON'T GO OUT TO THE SUCKERS..SEASON TICKET HOLDERS}

The club takes very seriously decisions such as this, to take games away from Wellington. SO SERIOUSLY WE THOUGHT IT BEST TO COMMUNICATE THE DECISION VIA STUFF THEN TICKETEK THEN TICKETMASTER AND FINALLY MAKE TICKETEK ADMIT THAT TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE ONLY VIA THEIR MAIN RIVAL We have received plenty of feedback from Wellington-based fans and we understand the disappointment. YET DIDN'T THINK AN EMAIL TO SEASON TICKET HOLDERS PRIOR TO PUBLICATION OF THE RE-SCHEDULING IN STUFF WAS WORTH THE TIME AND EFFORT AND ASSUMED THOSE 6,000 TRAGICS WILL TURN UP TO ANY DESIGNATED LAST HOME GAME OF THE SEASON IN WELLINGTON EVEN IF IT'S A SUNDAY INSTEAD OF PROVIDING THEM AN OPPORTUNITY TO SHOW APPRECIATION OF THE TEAM AND ESPECIALLY CLUB CAPTAIN & STALWART, ANDREW DURANTE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE MIGHT RETIRE? I'M STILL TRYING TO DEAL WITH THE FOURTEEN OTHERS WHO ARE OFF CONTRACT IN APRIL.

Round 27: Match Reschedule - move to QBE Stadium, Auckland

- Negotiations with Football Federation Australia had been ongoing for some time but the governing body has given the green light for a second Auckland-based game ending speculation as to where Phoenix would take its final home game for the 2017/2018 season. ADMITTEDLY THIS SPECULATION WAS CONFINED TO THE PHOENIX BOARDROOM & MARKETING OFFICE. THE MAIN POINT OF SPECULATION WAS HOW TO CONVERT A SPONSOR'S DIRECTIVE INTO MARKETING GENIUS. 

- “Regional fans have in the past really embraced us when we travel – we’ve had twenty thousand come out 6 YEARS AGO in Christchurch and Auckland in the past, so it’s important for us to continue to connect with important strategic markets fans around New Zealand, EVEN IF ONLY ABOUT 3,000 WILL TURN UP ON PADDY'S NIGHT AND 5,000 TO FAREWELL OUR CLUB CAPTAIN, APPARENTLY HE MIGHT RETIRE AT THE END OF THIS SEASON.. WE'VE ONLY JUST REALISED THAT A GAME IS ON PADDY'S NIGHT, SO A COMMERATIVE GREEN STRIP WILL BE AVAILABLE FOR THE SPECIAL PRICE OF $200 TO OUR LOYAL SEASON TICKET HOLDERS. THE STRIP WILL BE THE SAME COLOUR WE USE TO DISTINGUISH THE SAND FROM THE GRASS AT THE STADIUM OF SAND...I MEAN QBE

From Nix Fake News:

Kia ora <Members Name>

[INTERNAL NOTE: AREN'T WE MARKETING MAVENS. I LEARNT PERSONALISATION AND MAIL MERGE ON A WORDPERFECT COURSE IN THE 90s. DON"T WORRY THIS COMMENT WON'T GO OUT TO THE SUCKERS..SEASON TICKET HOLDERS}

The club takes very seriously decisions such as this, to take games away from Wellington. SO SERIOUSLY WE THOUGHT IT BEST TO COMMUNICATE THE DECISION VIA STUFF THEN TICKETEK THEN TICKETMASTER AND FINALLY MAKE TICKETEK ADMIT THAT TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE ONLY VIA THEIR MAIN RIVAL We have received plenty of feedback from Wellington-based fans and we understand the disappointment. YET DIDN'T THINK AN EMAIL TO SEASON TICKET HOLDERS PRIOR TO PUBLICATION OF THE RE-SCHEDULING IN STUFF WAS WORTH THE TIME AND EFFORT AND ASSUMED THOSE 6,000 TRAGICS WILL TURN UP TO ANY DESIGNATED LAST HOME GAME OF THE SEASON IN WELLINGTON EVEN IF IT'S A SUNDAY INSTEAD OF PROVIDING THEM AN OPPORTUNITY TO SHOW APPRECIATION OF THE TEAM AND ESPECIALLY CLUB CAPTAIN & STALWART, ANDREW DURANTE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE MIGHT RETIRE? I'M STILL TRYING TO DEAL WITH THE FOURTEEN OTHERS WHO ARE OFF CONTRACT IN APRIL.

Round 27: Match Reschedule - move to QBE Stadium, Auckland

- Negotiations with Football Federation Australia had been ongoing for some time but the governing body has given the green light for a second Auckland-based game ending speculation as to where Phoenix would take its final home game for the 2017/2018 season. ADMITTEDLY THIS SPECULATION WAS CONFINED TO THE PHOENIX BOARDROOM & MARKETING OFFICE. THE MAIN POINT OF SPECULATION WAS HOW TO CONVERT A SPONSOR'S DIRECTIVE INTO MARKETING GENIUS. 

- “Regional fans have in the past really embraced us when we travel – we’ve had twenty thousand come out 6 YEARS AGO in Christchurch and Auckland in the past, so it’s important for us to continue to connect with important strategic markets fans around New Zealand, EVEN IF ONLY ABOUT 3,000 WILL TURN UP ON PADDY'S NIGHT AND 5,000 TO FAREWELL CLUB CAPTAIN AND STALWART.. WE'VE ONLY JUST REALISED THAT A GAME IS ON PADDY'S NIGHT, SO A COMMERATIVE GREEN STRIP WILL BE AVAILABLE FOR THE SPECIAL PRICE OF $200 TO OUR LOYAL SEASON TICKET HOLDERS. THE STRIP WILL BE THE SAME COLOUR WE USE TO DISTINGUISH THE SAND FROM THE GRASS AT THE STADIUM OF SAND...I MEAN QBE

From Nix Fake News:

Kia ora <Members Name>

[INTERNAL NOTE: AREN'T WE MARKETING MAVENS. I LEARNT PERSONALISATION AND MAIL MERGE ON A WORDPERFECT COURSE IN THE 90s. DON"T WORRY THIS COMMENT WON'T GO OUT TO THE SUCKERS..SEASON TICKET HOLDERS}

The club takes very seriously decisions such as this, to take games away from Wellington. SO SERIOUSLY WE THOUGHT IT BEST TO COMMUNICATE THE DECISION VIA STUFF THEN TICKETEK THEN TICKETMASTER AND FINALLY MAKE TICKETEK ADMIT THAT TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE ONLY VIA THEIR MAIN RIVAL We have received plenty of feedback from Wellington-based fans and we understand the disappointment. YET DIDN'T THINK AN EMAIL TO SEASON TICKET HOLDERS PRIOR TO PUBLICATION OF THE RE-SCHEDULING IN STUFF WAS WORTH THE TIME AND EFFORT AND ASSUMED THOSE 6,000 TRAGICS WILL TURN UP TO ANY DESIGNATED LAST HOME GAME OF THE SEASON IN WELLINGTON EVEN IF IT'S A SUNDAY INSTEAD OF PROVIDING THEM AN OPPORTUNITY TO SHOW APPRECIATION OF THE TEAM AND ESPECIALLY CLUB CAPTAIN & STALWART, ANDREW DURANTE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE MIGHT RETIRE? I'M STILL TRYING TO DEAL WITH THE FOURTEEN OTHERS WHO ARE OFF CONTRACT IN APRIL.

Round 27: Match Reschedule - move to QBE Stadium, Auckland

- Negotiations with Football Federation Australia had been ongoing for some time but the governing body has given the green light for a second Auckland-based game ending speculation as to where Phoenix would take its final home game for the 2017/2018 season. ADMITTEDLY THIS SPECULATION WAS CONFINED TO THE PHOENIX BOARDROOM & MARKETING OFFICE. THE MAIN POINT OF SPECULATION WAS HOW TO CONVERT A SPONSOR's DIRECTIVE INTO MARKETING GENIUS

- “Regional fans have in the past really embraced us when we travel – we’ve had twenty thousand come out 6 YEARS AGO in Christchurch and Auckland in the past, so it’s important for us to continue to connect with important strategic markets fans around New Zealand, EVEN IF ONLY ABOUT 3,000 WILL TURN UP ON PADDY'S NIGHT AND 5,000 TO FAREWELL CLUB CAPTAIN AND STALWART.. WE'VE ONLY JUST REALISED THAT A GAME IS ON PADDY'S NIGHT, SO A COMMERATIVE GREEN STRIP WILL BE AVAILABLE FOR THE SPECIAL PRICE OF $200 TO OUR LOYAL SEASON TICKET HOLDERS. THE STRIP WILL BE THE SAME COLOUR WE USE TO DISTINGUISH THE SAND FROM THE GRASS AT THE STADIUM OF SAND...I MEAN QBE

From Nix Fake News:

Kia ora <Members Name>

[INTERNAL NOTE: AREN'T WE MARKETING MAVENS. I LEARNT PERSONALISATION AND MAIL MERGE ON A WORDPERFECT COURSE IN THE 90s. DON"T WORRY THIS COMMENT WON'T GO OUT TO THE SUCKERS..SEASON TICKET HOLDERS}

The club takes very seriously decisions such as this, to take games away from Wellington. SO SERIOUSLY WE THOUGHT IT BEST TO COMMUNICATE THE DECISION VIA STUFF THEN TICKETEK THEN TICKETMASTER AND FINALLY MAKE TICKETEK ADMIT THAT TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE ONLY VIA THEIR MAIN RIVAL We have received plenty of feedback from Wellington-based fans and we understand the disappointment. YET DIDN'T THINK AN EMAIL TO SEASON TICKET HOLDERS PRIOR TO PUBLICATION OF THE RE-SCHEDULING IN STUFF WAS WORTH THE TIME AND EFFORT AND ASSUMED THOSE 6,000 TRAGICS WILL TURN UP TO ANY DESIGNATED LAST HOME GAME OF THE SEASON IN WELLINGTON EVEN IF IT'S A SUNDAY INSTEAD OF PROVIDING THEM AN OPPORTUNITY TO SHOW APPRECIATION OF THE TEAM AND ESPECIALLY CLUB CAPTAIN & STALWART, ANDREW DURANTE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE MIGHT RETIRE? I'M STILL TRYING TO DEAL WITH THE FOURTEEN OTHERS WHO ARE OFF CONTRACT IN APRIL.

Round 27: Match Reschedule - move to QBE Stadium, Auckland

- Negotiations with Football Federation Australia had been ongoing for some time but the governing body has given the green light for a second Auckland-based game ending speculation as to where Phoenix would take its final home game for the 2017/2018 season.

- “Regional fans have in the past really embraced us when we travel – we’ve had twenty thousand come out 6 YEARS AGO in Christchurch and Auckland in the past, so it’s important for us to continue to connect with important strategic markets fans around New Zealand, EVEN IF ONLY ABOUT 3,000 WILL TURN UP ON PADDY'S NIGHT AND 5,000 TO FAREWELL CLUB CAPTAIN AND STALWART.. WE'VE ONLY JUST REALISED THAT A GAME IS ON PADDY'S NIGHT, SO A COMMERATIVE GREEN STRIP WILL BE AVAILABLE FOR THE SPECIAL PRICE OF $200 TO OUR LOYAL SEASON TICKET HOLDERS. THE STRIP WILL BE THE SAME COLOUR WE USE TO DISTINGUISH THE SAND FROM THE GRASS AT THE STADIUM OF SAND...I MEAN QBE