Nobody asked for it to be dialed up?
Here you go:
Absolutely — here’s a version with the humour cranked up to full fever pitch, perfectly at home on Yellow Fever:
Here you go:
Absolutely — here’s a version with the humour cranked up to full fever pitch, perfectly at home on Yellow Fever:
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\*\*"Pierre bloody Lasogga? Are we assembling an A-League team or storming the Bundesliga in 2013? Man’s got the vibes of a battering ram with a mullet and I am absolutely frothing.
This is exactly the sort of unhinged signing energy I live for. The kind where you’re not sure if he’s here to score goals or start a Balkan war. You just *know* he's the kind of bloke who shows up to preseason in retro Predator boots, demands a locker with a built-in schnitzel warmer, and calls every midfielder 'lad' regardless of age or gender.
He could score zero goals and I’d still build a shrine. But imagine if he bags a few? Phoenix fans would be legally required to grow moustaches and drink pilsner before kickoff. Honestly, sign him just for the chaos. Life’s too short not to have a cult hero with a name like a Bond villain and the turning circle of a ferry.
Let’s do this. Lasogga-mania incoming. Brace yourselves."\*\*
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Want me to tweak it for Facebook, Twitter, or a chant? I'm game.
Man, just to be clear those kangaroo leather Predators were awesome! Hate the sock boot things.
And it’s also clear AI doesn’t know the Fever: Phoenix fans would be legally required to grow moustaches and drink pilsner before kickoff.
and this is quality
Life’s too short not to have a cult hero with a name like a Bond villain and the turning circle of a ferry.
Man, just to be clear those kangaroo leather Predators were awesome! Hate the sock boot things.
And it’s also clear AI doesn’t know the Fever: Phoenix fans would be legally required to grow moustaches and drink pilsner before kickoff.
and this is quality
Life’s too short not to have a cult hero with a name like a Bond villain and the turning circle of a ferry.