I hear Alfredo Fettucini & Porky Carbonara are two Popular players available in Rome. Bit like Bryant & May in Sweden, 2 strikers looking for a match.
That Bryant and May pair is really obscure. But they could be the spark we are looking for to really fire up this season!
We could throw that Mexican Striker Chillie Concarn into the mix too!
Dude- Kevin Lasagna is real transfer speculation. He’s a Serie B player. I’m beginning to suspect some of your suggestions are coming from the Acme Sports Agency…
Had a look for Concarn and only got George!