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All Whites Moustaches

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
All Whites Moustaches
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It has just been brought to my attention that a Facebook page has been established calling for the All Whites to grow mo's for the World Cup.  I refused to join as I hate it how people will join groups at the drop of a hat (and they said 'soccer' not 'football'), but it made me think.

Moustaches, as we all know, are awesome.  The team of '82 were awesome but without the moustaches they wouldn't have been as cool, and that's a fact.

So is their any way to contact Ricki and tell him to grow a mo' and make the rest of the lads follow suit?  I mean, Troy Hearfield was the weak link in the Phoenix squad that year everybody did Movember but not being an All White I think there shouldn't be an issue (unless Rojas gets a call-up but we all know that won't happen).

Thoughts?
loyalgunner2010-04-06 16:44:23
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Don't think it is the greatest look turning up to a world cup. 

At least for the a-league everyone knew it was for charity.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I'll be appeased if only Ricki had one.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You're actually inspiring me and giving me a reason not to shave from now until we go.

I like.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I contemplated that for a minute.  But the I realised that I told really want to have to explain to people in the future why I have a tache in all of the photos.
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Worst.  Idea.  Ever.
 
So if we got played off the park by Italy, you don't think the team would look an absolute shower of c**ts with their moustaches they grew for a bit of a laugh?  f**k it, the whole competition is only a bit of a giggle for our lads so maybe they should all dye their hair pink and wear clown outfits for the warm ups.  Has any team ever played a game with all their kits on backwards?  Not yet........

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I wrote a big reply but lost it, all I'll say is, Frankie is right, let's not look like we're f**king around.
 
White Noise Army should do it though, the story of the mo's at the WC wil become a Kiwi classic, and no one will need explaining to.
You know we belong together...

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You appear to have gotten the wrong idea completely.

Having awesome filthy mo's will result in them having something to be proud of in the unlikely chance of us not doing well.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Frankie Mac wrote:
Worst.� Idea.� Ever.
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So if we got played off the park by Italy, you don't think the team would look an absolute shower of c**ts with their moustaches they grew for a bit of a laugh?� f**k it, the whole competition is only a bit of a giggle for our lads so maybe they should all dye their hair pink and wear clown outfits for the warm ups.� Has any team ever played a game with all their kits on backwards?� Not yet........


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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I think the guys will have enough trouble being taken seriously as it is, until of course we smash Italy. I am all for all supporters growing moustaches in honour of as being at the World Cup. I'm going to need to start growing now! Perhaps White Noise should be bleaching them white...
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
brumbys wrote:
You're actually inspiring me and giving me a reason not to shave from now until we go.

I like.

x2
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Wee Mac with a mo is like a 10 year old trying to grow one

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Forgot about him.  He's the Hearfield of the All Whites in that regard.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wood?
You know we belong together...

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I'm not going as don't have the dosh but what are other females who are there part as white noise meant to do if can't grow facial hair
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
stealthkiwi wrote:
I'm not going as don't have the dosh but what are other females who are there part as white noise meant to do if can't grow facial hair


Dunno, grow their armpits???
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Trim the pubes in the shape of a Retro Ricki tasche?

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Smithy wrote:
Trim the pubes in the shape of a Retro Ricki tasche?
 
is YF providing a stencil?? anyway regrowth is the last things chicks want to be worrying about when already dealing with heat rash in the sth african climate lol
stealthkiwi2010-04-08 14:23:29
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Smithy wrote:
Trim the pubes in the shape of a Retro Ricki tasche?


Amusing though the suggestion is the answer is surely no.  I think they'll have to grow a moustache and if not then they aren't real supporters.
loyalgunner2010-04-08 17:17:00
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Oska wrote:
Wood?
No fortunately, you?
bigtobz2010-04-08 18:15:38
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Smithy wrote:
Trim the pubes in the shape of a Retro Ricki tasche?


Does that me 30 yo men who can't grow a tache has to pub it up as well?
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stealthkiwi wrote:
Smithy wrote:
Trim the pubes in the shape of a Retro Ricki tasche?


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is YF providing a stencil?? anyway regrowth is the last things chicks want to be worrying about when already dealing with heat rash in the sth african climate lol


Don't think there'll be any heat rashes in SA in June/July.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I'm thinking as many of us as possible should grow '82s for the MCG game, but I think I might need more time.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
anyone remember Romania's gag from the World Cup in 98?



That was way sillier than mustaches and they still made the second round...sneakyrat2010-05-17 14:53:42
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Frankie Mac wrote:
Worst.  Idea.  Ever.
 
So if we got played off the park by Italy, you don't think the team would look an absolute shower of c**ts with their moustaches they grew for a bit of a laugh?  f**k it, the whole competition is only a bit of a giggle for our lads so maybe they should all dye their hair pink and wear clown outfits for the warm ups.  Has any team ever played a game with all their kits on backwards?  Not yet........
 
Works for Nick Van Hattum.

Three for me, and two for them.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Ricki should grow one for sure. Players,not so much. Supporters - definetly!

Allegedly

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Alright, from today, the shaver shall not touch my upper lip!
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