Updated since the Serbia game.
I don't want to come across all obsessive,
but Wood has no 's' unless it's possessive
Horatio Nelson was a great admiral,
but Ryan Nelsen (with an 'e') is much more admirable
Eliot, T.S. was a literary great,
Simon Elliott's the key to our World Cup fate.
Don't use one 'h' when writing Lochhead,
Or all Yellow Fever will think you're a blockhead
Unless you're on the pish or like sauerkraut,
The German-born no.9 is called Smeltz
Down Klagenfurt way his name rhymes with cookie,
But Brockie's the name of the Newcastle Jets rookie.








