All Whites, Ferns, and other international teams
Banner ideas for Wednesday night
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Lads,
So, we're not asking for too much then. Get in to it.
If you have an idea for pithy one-liner for a banner referring
to the visa debacle, chuck it in here folks. We're sitting
around the PC racking our brains.
It needs to be short, witty and clever, but not so clever
people will miss the point.
So, we're not asking for too much then. Get in to it.
HN
(Marius in disguise for the next few minutes)
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Mark's mum makes a Great batch of scones
Winston Peters - you c**t!!
White noise brings the visa fever
Fiji gets less visas than Paris Hilton
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
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Winston 1 - sport 0
Second half to be played in the polling booths
Second half to be played in the polling booths
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Winston - get your hands off your baubles
and repay Football NZ the money you stole
and repay Football NZ the money you stole
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Don't look now Winston
but there's a Fijian under your bed
but there's a Fijian under your bed
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Right track tigers, might need to be shorter. Warehouse
sheets are only so big.
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Winston - will Beckham get a visa?
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
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spelt W. I. N. S. T. O. N.
pronounced "hypocrite" (or another derogatory term of our choice - probably needs to be 1 word, though "Thieving Bastard" is tempting)
spelt W. I. N. S. T. O. N.
pronounced insane
pronounced "hypocrite" (or another derogatory term of our choice - probably needs to be 1 word, though "Thieving Bastard" is tempting)
spelt W. I. N. S. T. O. N.
pronounced insane
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Right track tigers, might need to be shorter. Warehouse
sheets are only so big.
brevity -never my strength!
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It's all FIFA's fault, Yeah right Winston
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NZ government hypocrisy - Put it on Visa
Military coup - Put it on Visa
Arsenal2007-11-19 20:28:58
Military coup - Put it on Visa
Arsenal2007-11-19 20:28:58
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Hmm we could get a giant Visa credit card. Much like the
giant phoenix team shirt.
Allegedly
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get Elrick off World of Football
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
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or
Dad, send more beer money - my visa was declined
or
Isnt Robbie Harper Fijian?
or
"Winston hasn't Colonel Saunders got closer military ties?"
Dad, send more beer money - my visa was declined
or
Isnt Robbie Harper Fijian?
or
"Winston hasn't Colonel Saunders got closer military ties?"
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Winnie, don't leave NZ Football in the pooh.
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loving the will beckam get a visa one.
All Aboard the Phoenix/ All Whites Bandwagon!!
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loving
the will beckam get a visa one.
the will beckam get a visa one.yeh, imo that's the one for getting attention and getting the point across
I still like the "baubles" one, but Frankie's is clearer and also promotes the Beckham game
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I thought 'NZ VISA - PRICELESS' - but 'will Beckham get a
visa?' is better
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got to admit winnie don't leave nz football in the pooh is classic
but mabi 2 long.
All Aboard the Phoenix/ All Whites Bandwagon!!
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Someone get to work on a replica Tui ad: "Smart sanctions? Yeah, right"
Or how about: "Some of my best friends are Fijian"
I also like "Will Beckham get a Visa?" and "Winston 1 Sport
0"
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Winston 1
NZ football -$500000
(Or however much it was estimated that
we lost)
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Winston 1
NZ football -$500000
(Or however much it was estimated that
we lost)
Losing international matches in new
zealand......priceless
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I have to admit that "Will Beckham Get A Visa" is a classic.
Its no longer a problem.
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Winston, your Visa bill is $2 mill
brilliant. we'll bag that one for sure
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I have to admit that "Will Beckham Get A Visa" is a classic.
amen thats goota be the one!
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For the good of football, and risking detention under the Anti
Terrorism legislation, the Fever Ultras have come up with these and
are preparing to storm the Ring of Fire tomorrow night:
Founder
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Hiding your faces when your pictures are all over the galleries
?
Priceless...
What is the White Noise branch of YellowFury ?
Hard News2007-11-20 21:42:43
Priceless...
What is the White Noise branch of YellowFury ?
Hard News2007-11-20 21:42:43
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NZ Football First - yeah right
That ones great haha.
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MASTERCARD! ACCEPTED ALL OVER NZ (UNLIKE VISA!!!)
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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Everyone should get out their Visa cards and start waving them in
the air - SHow your visas for the lads!DKP222007-11-21 11:12:32
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"Vanautu: Where are ya? Where are ya? Where are ya? Where are
ya? Where are ya? Where are ya? Where are ya? Where are ya? Where
are ya? Where are ya?"
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Everyone should get out their Visa cards and start waving them in
the air - SHow your visas for the lads!
Class suggestion, excpet I cut mine up about 6 months ago
Its no longer a problem.
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Did anyone watching the game on TV see the two Visa banners before
they were taken down?
Or anything about them in the press?
Or anything about them in the press?
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I got them back. Gonna go hang them outside of Winston house (looks
around for police bursting into the room)
Founder
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