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Lads,
 
If you have an idea for pithy one-liner for a banner referring to the visa debacle, chuck it in here folks.  We're sitting around the PC racking our brains.
 
It needs to be short, witty and clever, but not so clever people will miss the point.

So, we're not asking for too much then.  Get in to it.
 
HN
(Marius in disguise for the next few minutes)
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Mark's mum makes a Great batch of scones
 
Winston Peters - you c**t!!
 
White noise brings the visa fever
 
Fiji gets less visas than Paris Hilton
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Winston 1 - sport 0
Second half to be played in the polling booths
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Winston - get your hands off your baubles
and repay Football NZ the money you stole
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Don't look now Winston
but there's a Fijian under your bed
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Right track tigers, might need to be shorter.  Warehouse sheets are only so big.
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spelt W. I. N. S. T. O. N.
pronounced "hypocrite"  (or another derogatory term of our choice - probably needs to be 1 word, though "Thieving Bastard" is tempting)


spelt W. I. N. S. T. O. N.
pronounced insane



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Hard News wrote:
Right track tigers, might need to be shorter.  Warehouse sheets are only so big.


brevity -never my strength!


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It's all FIFA's fault, Yeah right Winston
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NZ government hypocrisy - Put it on Visa

Military coup - Put it on Visa
Arsenal2007-11-19 20:28:58
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Hmm we could get a giant  Visa credit card. Much like the giant phoenix team shirt.
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or

Dad, send more beer money - my visa was declined

or

Isnt Robbie Harper Fijian? 

or

"Winston hasn't Colonel Saunders got closer military ties?"

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Winnie, don't leave NZ Football in the pooh.
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scoop wrote:
loving the  will beckam get a visa one.




yeh, imo that's the one for getting attention and getting the point across

I still like the "baubles" one, but Frankie's is clearer and also promotes the Beckham game


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I thought 'NZ VISA - PRICELESS' -  but 'will Beckham get a visa?' is better
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got to admit winnie don't leave nz football in the pooh is classic but mabi 2 long. 
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Someone get to work on a replica Tui ad: "Smart sanctions? Yeah, right"

Or how about: "Some of my best friends are Fijian"
 
I also like "Will Beckham get a Visa?" and "Winston 1 Sport 0"
 
 
 
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NZ football -$500000
 
(Or however much it was estimated that we lost)
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bigtobz wrote:
Winston 1   
NZ football -$500000
 
(Or however much it was estimated that we lost)
 
Losing international matches in new zealand......priceless
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I have to admit that "Will Beckham Get A Visa" is a classic.
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tigers wrote:
Winston, your Visa bill is $2 mill
brilliant. we'll bag that one for sure
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Toffeeman wrote:
I have to admit that "Will Beckham Get A Visa" is a classic.


amen thats goota be the one!
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For the good of football, and risking detention under the Anti Terrorism legislation, the Fever Ultras have come up with these and are preparing to storm the Ring of Fire tomorrow night:
 
 
 
 
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Hiding your faces when your pictures are all over the galleries ?

Priceless...

What is the White Noise branch of YellowFury ?
Hard News2007-11-20 21:42:43
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Xie. wrote:
NZ Football First - yeah right




That ones great haha.
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MASTERCARD! ACCEPTED ALL OVER NZ (UNLIKE VISA!!!)
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Everyone should get out their Visa cards and start waving them in the air - SHow your visas for the lads!DKP222007-11-21 11:12:32
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"Vanautu: Where are ya? Where are ya? Where are ya? Where are ya? Where are ya? Where are ya? Where are ya? Where are ya? Where are ya? Where are ya?"
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DKP22 wrote:
Everyone should get out their Visa cards and start waving them in the air - SHow your visas for the lads!
 
Class suggestion, excpet I cut mine up about 6 months ago
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Did anyone watching the game on TV see the two Visa banners before they were taken down?

Or anything about them in the press?


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I got them back. Gonna go hang them outside of Winston house (looks around for police bursting into the room)
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