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Frankie on tour

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Frankie on tour

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I have decided that if Feverish has an 'on tour', there is no reason why I cannot have one.  So here goes....
 
I am in the office today as I do not fly out until tomorrow.  It is pretty cold today, but I might be feeling it a bit more because I got my haircut last night.  Thinking about having a Subway for lunch.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
have you considered twitter
 
edit - in the intersts of grammar etc here's the missing "?"
tigers2009-10-07 22:31:23
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
what's your haircut like?

Normo's coming home

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james dean wrote:
what's your haircut like?
 
a bit strange to be honest.  She cut it very high on each side at the front, so it looks like I am receeding - apparently that is the fashion these days.  Everyone knows that I have naturally long, flowing locks that will continue to grow for years after my death (yachting accident, if anyone is interested) so this is a strange new look.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I dont want to put a dampener on your enthusiasim, but have you read the NZ Government travel advisory ...
 
 
Some mention of the risk of terrorism activity but I think even more important you note that "Modesty and discretion should be exercised in both dress and behaviour". I should probably post that on Feverish's thread with haste, although it may be too late to save him.
 
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modesty and discrection are my middle names.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
this thread is a yawn - mine's better (thinks of things to make up for his thread..)

Founder

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
What subway meal do you think you might have Frankie?

Oi Oi Edgecumbe... lets have a clean sheet

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Oi Oi Edgecumbe wrote:
What subway meal do you think you might have Frankie?
 
one of the low fat ones - I need to lose about 15 to 20 kilos to get my 'bikini body' in time for Bahrain.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
My brother sent me an email overnight, contained this line which I thought wwas quite correct
 
The Greenster, Jonesy, etc meeting up in Dubai, oh lord, I can see one of them facing the wrath of shariah law before they leave

Normo's coming home

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Frankie Mac wrote:
james dean wrote:
what's your haircut like?
 
I got a perm. That instant kiwi guy told me too.
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
So Frankie, what sort of inflight movie were you hoping for? How long is the flight from London? Going to pick up a few duty free barrels of oil??
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I'm sure Frankie considers himself slick enough already
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still in the office today, although online check in was completed last night.  The wife "accidently" completed the check-in so we are sitting about 8 rows from each other on the flight out, but I have been trying to rectify that with the airline this morning.
 
I have also been trying to teach her some things to yell out during the game.   So far, she has mastered:
 
"f**kING HELL REF, HOW MANY CAMELS ARE THEY PAYING YOU?" and "NELLIE...NELLIE, BREAK THAT LONG STREAK OF PISS IN HALF".
Frankie Mac2009-10-08 22:24:07

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

best you don't practice whilst travelling, until you're well clear of customs/immigration

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

What are you wearing?

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yellowfury wrote:

What are you wearing?

 
at the moment?  Just a pair of pants and a t-shirt, you horny little devil.
 
I have actually just realised while packing that I have no item of clothing that shows my NZ support, aside from a retro ricki that is now a couple of years old and only been worn in the gym since leaving the country (obviously only twice).  Might have to steal an NZ shirt from someone there.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
actually drinking a few of these bad boys to help me get ready for leaving the flat at 7am tomorrow.
 
Frankie Mac2009-10-09 10:17:18

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Frankie Mac wrote:
yellowfury wrote:

What are you wearing?

 
at the moment?  Just a pair of pants and a t-shirt, you horny little devil.
 
I have actually just realised while packing that I have no item of clothing that shows my NZ support, aside from a retro ricki that is now a couple of years old and only been worn in the gym since leaving the country (obviously only twice).  Might have to steal an NZ shirt from someone there.
 
got you a White Noise tee and white bucket hat Jonesy (unless your girth has expanded even more)

Founder

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
What have you been thinking about recently?
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it is just past ten to seven, and we are about to leave to the airport.  So tired.
 
Don't think I have ever been up this early.
 
I have been thinking quite a bit recently about why the f**k people are still talking about Michael Jackson.  I just cannot understand it.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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Frankie Mac wrote:
it is just past ten to seven, and we are about to leave to the airport.� So tired.
�

Don't think I have ever been up this early.

�

I have been drinking quite a bit recently. why the f**k people are still talking about Michael Jackson.� I just cannot understand it.


FixedToffeeman2009-10-09 19:01:26

Its no longer a problem.

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
right - arrived in Bahrain, and now welcoming committee to meet me.  Very pissed off.  Was expecting Greenie passed out over some seats and Miles attacking me as soon as I walked through the gates at the airport.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Damn it Greene and Miles, we give you one simple task and you cock it up!!!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Have you had a shower today?
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
When you flush the toilet what way does the water swiral

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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Scottishbhoy wrote:
When you flush the toilet what way does the water swiral


it doesn't - too clogged up with manlogs
I like tautologies because I like them.
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Did you get in? Didn't catch any shots of the Kiwi fans.
You know we belong together...

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Some of the players were clapping towards a certain area of the stand as they walked out.  I'm assuming it was towards our supporters.
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
The royal family probably made sure the away supporters weren't shown.

Probably the reason why the crowd sat in silence..
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Stefan wrote:
The royal family probably made sure the away supporters weren't shown.

Probably the reason why the crowd sat in silence..


what was with the crowd ??

was that a CD being played over the sound system ?

not a football environment at all.
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Quite a few empty seats, which i did not expect. That really is an average Football Stadium. To far away from the Pitch, Then again the 'Caketin'. 

All Aboard the Phoenix/ All Whites Bandwagon!!

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Frankie's comments have been censored by the Bahrainian secret police Oi Oi Edgecumbe2009-10-11 09:00:48

Oi Oi Edgecumbe... lets have a clean sheet

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
That ground sort of reminded me of Newtown Park.
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
The crowd was loud as the had hooters and mega phones and a band. They were too far back to be overly intimidating. It was full apart from our area where we had the massive flag. We had pretty big crew and the players loved it even tho we prob could not be heard.

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
hardly any crowd shots, so hard to pick you up

Probably worried about all the lewd and lascivious ladies,
what will they do if (heaven forbid) they make the WC? scantily clad temptresess blowing on their vuvezuelas as far as the TV eye can see
Salmon072009-10-11 21:22:33

Salmon swim upstream

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Salmon07 wrote:
hardly any crowd shots, so hard to pick you up

Probably worried about all the lewd and lascivious ladies,
what will they do if (heaven forbid) they make the WC? scantily clad temptresess bl;wouing on their vuvezuelas as far st the TV eye can see


Won't be an issue.
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the funny thing is the band in the crowd kept playing UB40 songs, including all of side 2 of Labour of Love during the half time break.  Players came and clapped the all kiwi supporters (about 100-150, although I am gash at trying to estimate crowd numbers) at the end of the game, which was very nice of them.  Very strange atmosphere overall, with just noise - not chanting or anything, just noise.  Milts was pretty much a one-man band when it came to singing any NZ songs, although we did get pretty much everyone involved in some basic "All White, clap clap clap" kind of stuff.
 
We worked out in the ride back to town after the game that this was the first time Feverish and I had seen a game together when we were both sober.  Made the whole thing quite surreal without one of us falling asleep during the second half, or attacking a seat for looking at us funny.
 
Had a strange moment after the game when I waved at Ricki Herbie in the hotel bar, and then ran away.  I think he might have vaguely remembered me, and is now very scared of me.
 
3 days of lying by the pool drinking expensive beer (and some free ones - club room ftw) to look forward to now.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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Wife has had sensory overload over the last 24 hours.  There was a US Navy ball in our hotel last night - strong men in uniforms - so she spent all last night whistling "up where we belong".  Today, the remaining half of the AW squad are lying around our pool, looking a little bit younger and fitter than I do.  Mrs Mac has spent most of the morning offering to rub sunblock on them, to ensure that "all their best assets are looked after".  Poor Siggy is petrified.
 
Other points to mention are that most of the squad are pretty good at head tennis, except Pasty who heads the ball like a goal keeper.  After his outstanding performance last night, I refrained from yelling abuse at him from the sunlounger.  I also managed to break a cab driver last night after an arguement about him ripping us off.  In the end, he wouldn't even take any extra money I tried to give him - just sat there sulking with a quivering lower lip.  Fun times.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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