Go safe lads, we want you back (I guess)

Go safe lads, we want you back (I guess)

Just a quick note wishing safe and enjoyable travel and time in South Africa for the White Noise lads going over (many of whom will be on the plane tomorrow).

A bit of advice to some of them:

Feverish - when you get arrested and sent to a SA prison, try to make friends with the biggest black man in there, at any cost.

Smiff - try not to be smart-arsey with someone who probably has a gun and had used it before.

2B - make sure you don't miss your plane, in fact I think you should probably be at the airport already.



That is all. Hope everyone's back safe and sound having had the time of their life.

el grapadura2010-06-11 11:18:30

Good advice.  Cannot promise to heed it.

And wear a johnny, even when you are not having sex

Already at airport.  Drunk the place dry.  Needs more free wi-fi.

Have a great time. Would love to be going myself. But not to be.

Probably a good idea not to use needles you find lying around. maybe.

and don't have unprotected sex (especially with men, knowing Greenie), but also with women.newzealandpower2010-06-11 16:37:27

Bastards all of you - yes, even the women.

Have fun!!! And beware wee Englishmen claiming to support the AW's, they can be trubble!!!

Look both wasy when crossing the road (right, left, then right again).

Do take care guys. They've just had their second fan crush in two days. The crime rate really is huge. The STD rate is one of the highest in the world. The Sth African fans are passionate but most of the population can't afford tickets etc and there is a bit of resentment.

And let's not forget the smog and problems with with animals other than ones on the bus. There's only one of you I hope goes swimming at KwaZulu-Natal covered in luncheon  the rest should come home safe

Do share...

lol maybe "people we'd like to see eaten by sharks or gored by a rhinoceros shd be its own thread"

Feel free... el grapadura2010-06-11 18:03:25

wow, hate to get on your bad side. Even though it is a joke, you would feel terrible if something awful happened to that person.

Otherwise have a great time, take lots of pictures. And know the emergency number to call

Get back in one piece. I want to be eyewitness to the shenanigans in Brazil four years from now

Have fun lads, travel safely. If it was up to me, I'd be going over with you! Enjoy it!

apparently Mandela's grand daughter was killed in a car crash. Bad omen?

Never too soon is it Frankie ?

have fun lads (and lasses)

record some audio of your appalling singing

as with those f**king vuvuzelas it seems unlikely we'll hear you , even though you outsung those aussies in Melb

my old man, Pete, is on the tour with you lot. He'll be the one drinking around 20 pints of Guinness every day, along with Jeremy Brockie's dad.

How do you drink Jeremy Brockies Dad? Is it a special White Noise cocktail? Kiwi Hatter2010-06-11 20:51:36

It's actually taken with a chaser of 'Don't be a pedantic prick'

ZING.

all the way from the humour-less South