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All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
Hi mate I was there too. Yeah Rory played for England at U19 level. He had the option to swap nationalities but rated himself good enough to play for England one day so missed the deadline to change nationalities.
He's been a bit up and down for Argyle this season although during a reserve match last week against Swansea knocked two goals in during a 6-2 white wash of that team.
disco_mart2009-04-28 20:04:44
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
Normo's coming home
here's the goal on Youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfNoELP39Bc
RedGed2009-04-29 08:28:12
Improving,,on the up, a work in progress from Italiano and the Nix. Bring on the bathroom bling in '24! COYN!
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MEN � ENGLAND
1 RORY FALLON
Plymouth Argyle (Championship)
Son of 1982 All Whites assistant coach Kevin Fallon, Rory started at Barnsley in 2000 before heading to Shrewsbury,Swindon, Yeovil, Swansea and Plymouth. Sadly for New Zealand,the27-year-old striker can never turn out for the All Whites because he played junior internationals for England and didn�t switch to the country of his birth before he was aged 21.
2 CAMERON LINDSAY
Blackburn
The 16-year-old wasn�t short of options last year, choosing Blackburn Rovers ahead of Rangers and Everton largely because of Ryan Nelsen.The defender is a product of Wynton Rufer�s programme and the scale of his four-year contract is reportedly the largest signed by a teenage Kiwi footballer. Lindsay is currently playing for Blackburn�s under-18 side and last week he helped New Zealand qualify for this year�s Under-17 World Cup.
3 RYAN NELSEN
Blackburn (English Premier League) New Zealand�s best-known footballer and Blackburn Rovers captain and arguably New Zealand�s highest-paid sportsman, Nelsen earns a reported
$8 million a year. The 31-year-old central defender has now played 111 Premiership games (One goal) and will be an integral ?gure if the All Whites are to qualify for next year�s
World Cup. �The Admiral� was once described by former Blackburn boss Mark Hughes as his best buy.
4 TOMMY SMITH
Ipswich Town (Championship)
Smith played for New Zealand at under-16 and under-17 level but there are no guarantees he will play for the All Whites. He was born in England and played for them at the 2007 Under-17 World Cup. The 19- year-old defender has played only one match for Ipswich this season because of a broken ankle but recently signed a contract extension until 2012.
5 CHRIS WOOD
West Bromwich Albion
(English Premier League)
The 17-year-old striker made his Premiership debut a fortnight ago, coming on as a substitute in a 2-2 draw with Portsmouth to become only the ?fth New Zealander to play in the Premier League. He received the call-up after scoring a bucket load of goals at junior and reserve team level and was on the bench again last weekend for the relegation- threatened club.
6 MARK WITHERS
Northampton Town (League 1)
The 18-year-old striker last year signed a two-year contract with Northampton Town and has been playing for their under-18 side.
Also:
Tinoi Christie�Hillingdon Borough (Ryman One North)
Luke Naughton�Kingstonian (Isthmian League First Division South)
Lee Norfolk�Halstead Town (Ridgeons Eastern Counties League)
Scott Smith�Bisley (Hellenic League)
AdrianWebster�Blyth Spartans (Conference North)
SCOTLAND
7 CHRIS KILLEN
Celtic (Scottish Premier League)
Killen�s chances at Celtic have been few and far between�21 games (19 as a substitute) and only one this season since his move to the Scottish champions in 2007. It�s why he was farmed off to Championship side Norwich recently but he returned after only four games, saying he was badly treated. The 27-year-old striker started as a trainee at Manchester City before stints at Wrexham, Port Vale, Oldham and Hibernian.
8 MICHAEL McGLINCHEY
Celtic (Scottish Premier League)
The 22-year-old mid?elder/striker was born in Wellington but has opted to play for Scotland. He has played only once for Celtic, in 2005, and went on loan to Dunfermline in 2007-08.
9 ANDREW MILNE
Rangers
Milnadona, as he is sometimes known, had trials with Blackburn and Everton last year but opted for a one-year deal with Rangers. The 17-year-old mid?elder was born in Glasgow and last week helped New Zealand qualify for the Under-17 World Cup in Nigeria.
10 STEVEN OLD
Kilmarnock (Scottish Premier League)
Old recently signed a deal with Kilmarnock through to 2012. He was initially denied a work visa but won on appeal. The 23-year-old defender�s career hit a crossroads when he was released early from his contract with the Wellington Phoenix 12 months ago.
WALES
11 SAM HEEGAN
Rhyl (Welsh Premier League)
The 18-year-old mid?elder was born in Papua New Guinea but has New Zealand citizenship. He joined Rhyl last year after a stint with the Shrewsbury Town academy.
IRELAND
12 DARREN YOUNG
Althone Town (Irish Premier League)
Former All White's defender who has played for Waterford United, Limerick FC, Barnsley, Frickley Athletic and the Football Kingz.
FINLAND
13 CHRIS JAMES
Tampere United (Finnish Veikkausliiga)
The 21-year-old seemed destined for a top career in England when he was with Fulham and played 31 junior internationals for England. But he struggled to ?nd another club in the UK
and joined Tampere United in 2008 to play in the Finnish Veikkausliiga.
BELGIUM
14 KRIS BOUCKENOOGHE
Club Roeselare
Born in the Cook Islands to a Cooks mother and a Belgian father, Bouckenooghe has plied his trade in Europe for the past 14 years, mainly in Belgium and was the ?rst Kiwi to play in the Belgian ?rst division. He now plays in the lower leagues. The 32-year-old has been transformed
from a mid?elder-striker into a defender, where he now plays for the All Whites.
DENMARK
15 WINSTON REID
FC Midtjylland (Danish Superliga)
New Zealand might not be able to claim Reid for much longer. The talented defender was born here but recently received Danish citizenship and has been a regular in Denmark junior national sides for some time. He has until his 21st birthday in July to pledge allegiance to New Zealand
or be lost to the All Whites forever.
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16 DANIEL ELLENSOHN
FC Lustenau 07 (Austrian Football First League second division)
Ellensohn was born in Cape Town but holds dual citizenship with New Zealand and Austria. The 23-year old striker ?itted between Waitakere United and Team Wellington between 2004 and 2008 before joining FC Lustenau earlier this year.
GREECE
17 KRIS BRIGHT
Panserraikos FC (Greek Super League)
Son of 1982 All White Dave Bright, Kris joined Panserraikos FC in January on a two and a half year deal. The 22-year-old All Whites striker ?rst came to prominence with the New Zealand Knights in 2005, when he played 12 games. He then landed a contract with Dutch Eerste Divisie club Fortuna Sittard in 2006 and Norwegian Division 2 club Kristiansund BK in 2007 before his move to Panserraikos.
UNITED STATES
18 ANDY BOYENS
New York Red Bulls (MLS)
The 25-year-old central defender was picked up by New York last year after one season with Toronto. He has seven caps since making his All Whites debut against Seville in 2006.
19 SIMON ELLIOTT
San Jose Earthquakes (MLS)
Elliott is back in the MLS after a couple of years and 13 league and cup games for English Premiership side Fulham. The 34-year-old mid?elder originally made his name with the Los Angeles Galaxy and Columbus Crew in the MLS between 1999 and 2005 and recently joined San Jose.
20 DUNCAN OUGHTON
Columbus Crew (MLS)
Oughton was the 10th overall pick in the 2001 MLS Super Draft (top draft) and he has been with Columbus ever since, becoming the club�s longest serving player in the process. He�s now played 127 MLS games.
21 JARROD SMITH
Seattle Sounders (MLS)
Son of former New Zealand wicketkeeper Ian Smith, Jarrod moved to Toronto in 2007 after he was the ?rst pick in the MLS Supplemental Draft (second tier). The 24-year-old All Whites striker played 20 games but moved to Seattle after he was a fourth-round pick in the MLS Expansion Draft (a special draft just for Seattle because they are a new team).
Also
United Soccer League (second division)
Cameron Knowles� Portland Timbers
Nathan Knox�Minnesota Thunder
United States Colleges
Michael Boxall� California Santa Barbara
Aaron Clapham�University of Louisville, Kentucky
Phil Edginton�University of Louisville, Kentucky
Patrick Fleming�St Francis University, Pennsylvania
Craig Henderson� Dartmouth University
Dan Keat�Dartmouth University
Daniel Moir�St Francis University,Pennsylvania
John Baptist Niyonsaba� North Carolina University
Kieran Purcell�University of Evansville, Indiana
ECUADOR
22 MICHAEL WILSON
Club Sociedad Deportiva Aucas (Serie B)
The 28-year-old defender originally looked destined to play in the US, having gone to college at Stanford and being drafted to San Jose. But the former All White couldn�t break into the MLS and instead played 49 games for Minnesota Thunder in the second-tier United Soccer League between 2004 and 2006. He followed his girlfriend to Ecuador and has joined Club Sociedad Deportiva Aucas, where he is known as Gringo.
AUSTRALIA
23 JEREMY BROCKIE
North Queensland Fury(A-League)
The footballing world seemed at Brockie�s feet when he burst on to the scene with the New Zealand Knights in 2005-06. His four goals in 12 games impressed Sydney FC enough to offer him a two-year contract but he was released after one and had to content himself with playing for Hawke�s Bay and Wellington in the NZFC. The 21-year-old striker has another chance in the A-League, having joined new club North Queensland for next season.
24 GLEN MOSS
Melbourne Victory (A-League)
The Australian-born All Whites goalkeeper was brilliant at times for the Wellington Phoenix over the past two seasons but opted to try his luck with 2008-09 A-League champions Melbourne.
25 SHANE SMELTZ
Gold Coast United (A-League)
Two years ago, Smeltz couldn�t ?nd himself an English club but two goals against Wales in 2007 changed his world. The 27-year-old returned to play for the Wellington Phoenix and quickly established himself as their best player. Last season, he won the Johnny Warren Medal as the
A-League�s best player and has since signed a three-year deal with new A- League out?t Gold Coast.
WOMEN � GERMANY
26 REBECCA SMITH
VfL Wolfsburg
(German Women�s Bundesliga)
The 27-year-old was born in Los Angeles but has played 33 times for the Football Ferns since her debut in 2003 and last year was nominated for Fifa�sWorld Player of the Year. She played for Newcastle in last year�s inaugural W-League (Australia) but has also had stints with Skellefte and
Sunnan SK in Sweden.
UNITED STATES/CANADA
27 AMBER HEARN
Ottawa Fury (American USL Premier Development League)
Hearn joined Arsenal as a teenager in 2004, winning both the Women�s Premier League and League Cup. She had a spell with Doncaster before taking a break from the game but is now with Ottawa playing in the PDL.
28 RIA PERCIVAL
Ottawa Fury (PDL)
Percival is still only 19 but has played for the Football Ferns since 2006 and has been to a World Cup, Olympics and Under-20 World Cup. The defender is a product of Lynn-Avon.
Also
United States
Betsy Hassett�Berkeley University
Emily McCole�Coastal Carolina University
Ali Riley�Stanford University
Marissa Smith�Rutgers University
AUSTRALIA
29 MARLIES OOSTDAM
Melbourne Victory (W-League)
The 31-year-old defender was born in the Netherlands and has played 29 times for New Zealand since 1996. She played all 10 games for Melbourne in last season�s inaugural W-League.
30 REBECCA TEGG
Melbourne Victory (W-League)
Tegg�s exploits in New Zealand domestic football, where she was the league�s golden boot winner for three seasons, saw her called up to the Football Ferns in 2007. She also played all 10 games for Melbourne last season.
That's all.
+ 1
Tommy Smith back from injury started at right back in Ipswich's win over Coventry overnight.
Steven Old spotted lunching at the BNZ centre today... pretty sure it was him. Guess he has to wait for the transfer window to open.
Nick Roydhouse & Michael Cunningham @ Hartwick
Tim Richardson @ Fordham
Andrew Bailey @ Campbell
Cameron McCarthy @ Appalachian State
Finlay Milne heading to Central Florida State for August.
Old still waiting on the Visa most likely.
Tommy Smith back from injury started at right back in Ipswich's win over Coventry overnight.
Steven Old spotted lunching at the BNZ centre today... pretty sure it was him. Guess he has to wait for the transfer window to open.
I really hope he hurries up and declairs himself for us. I don't see him ever playing for England. It would be sad if he ended up being another Fallon or McGlinchey.
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
lol

