Alright, so can one of the locals tell me where not to go, what not wear, and what not to say in order to leave Melbourne stab free?
You've watched too much Underbelly. Melbourne is as safe as any Major NZ city (safer than Christchurch) Just don't call f**king wogs, f**king wogs and you'll be fineI love the ingrained racism in Australia.
When we went over for the Sydney game we were in a cab and Feverish said to the cabby "where are we now then" and the cabby said "we're in Surrey Hills mate, it's full of dinks".
Brilliant.
Cue the standard Aussie defence: "it's not racism cos we don't have any problem with dinks, we just call them dinks" etc etc.
Smithy2010-05-20 11:11:16


