New Zealand football terminology

Or just a 'bobbie'

Don't forget Onehunga Sports 

"Give it some mongrel"

Surely that has to be uniquely Kiwi.

Used by spectators and commentators of most NZ sports, including football.

Meaning "get stuck in, in a very physically aggressive way"

Martin Devlin has popularized this phrase a lot on the radio.

"joemcgrath" (verb). To con your way into employment as a national team coach in spite of actually having no relevant experience and/or coaching ability. As in, "Frankly, I reckon Hudson joemcgrathed his way into the job".

"kendugdale" (verb). To be selected for a national side because someone is knobbing your mother. As in, "Surely Dyer has kendugdaled his way into the squad".

See also, Brad Scott.

'done a Charlie' - received a massive backhander from footballing peers/superiors in the line of duty, nod, wink.

A fax machine - Evolution in the carrier pigeon line of communication

Mr Robert Sled

"possession based football" a verb meaning the stuff you watch from other countries on the telly late at night and put in a PowerPoint presentation but have no idea how to implement. 

Unlike pigeons, ceases to function at Christmas; for other holidays, see Internet access (out of range)