Greetings my Fever Friends.
My uncle has recently passed away and has left a large amount of money unclaimed in his will. As the nearest living relative I am the beneficiary but due to the complicated tax laws in Muguvillia (where he lived) I am unable to transfer the money directly into my NZ bank account.
However you may be able to help me and in return you will receive a 2% commission fee that will pay for any trip to the play-offs (first class), accommodation (5-star), tickets to the match (gold zone), transport (stretch limo) and your very own personalised thundersticks.
Please provide me with your bank account number and I will arrange for the money to be transferred to your account where you will then send on to mine after two days, less the 2% commission fee.
First I need the following via Western Union:
- A fridge magnet
- A bumper sticker
- A cap
- A lanyard with a clear plastic thingy.
- Another plastic thingy (personalised)
Serious offers only please.
Junior82's 2nd cousin
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