Shit nobody says (nz football special edition)

We have a plan!

Humiliating draw against club side is the final straw for NZ coach - sacked

Ricki, your job as manager is under threat.

0-0 on a paddock ugh

Ricki, you've had enough chances to prove yourself. We're terminating your contract. We will replace you with Gus Hiddink.

*credit to Fitzy

"Of course we've retained hundreds of seats at Westpac Stadium for the away fans at the November play-off game as per FIFA regulations.

After all, we are a professional organization....We always allowed for the possibility a country with many travelling fans could make the play-offs. We realized right from the beginning that CONCACAF teams have many more fans than Bahrain did four years ago.

Hence, we didn't just go ahead and "sell out" the stadium to local fans a few months ago. That would be ridiculous!"

"Right, two games to go before the big one guys."

"Ah, it's just the one RH. Trinidad & Tobago."

"Trinidad. And. Tobago. So, first game we'll be playing Jez as deep DM....."