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Shit nobody says (nz football special edition)

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over 12 years ago

Oh shit i better release the squad to the media


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over 12 years ago

No time for a coffee break now Fred, gotta get these friendlies sorted.



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over 12 years ago

Where's Nelly's fax number?

E + R + O

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over 12 years ago

Simon Elliot's still in good shape isn't he? Have we still got his cell?....

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

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over 12 years ago
Jerzy Merino wrote:

Simon Elliot's still in good shape isn't he? Have we still got his cell?....


This thread is supposed to be what they DON'T say !


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over 12 years ago
nufc_nz wrote:
Jerzy Merino wrote:

Simon Elliot's still in good shape isn't he? Have we still got his cell?....


This thread is supposed to be what they DON'T say !

LOL

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

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over 12 years ago


We better email FIFA

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over 12 years ago

There's no way we're gonna charge these kids


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over 12 years ago

Ricki don't worry about that whip round in LA


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over 12 years ago

What language they speak in Mexico? Portugese isn't it?

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

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over 12 years ago

I'm sick and tired of hearing about Mexico and their altitude: our guys altitude is as good as their's wait and see...

"Self-defence is an art I cultivate"

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over 12 years ago


lets put some money back into grass roots level

go gunners

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over 12 years ago

Lets be a respected, proffesional organisation.

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over 12 years ago


"Altitude! Shit, Fred, you better book us in a week at the Chateaux."

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

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over 12 years ago
Tyler wrote:


We better email FIFA



NO !
You kids and your interwebulator .......

Thank god the fax still works !
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over 12 years ago

can we just book 22 tickets and fill the names in on the day?



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over 12 years ago
nufc_nz wrote:

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This thread is supposed to be what they DON'T say !

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

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over 12 years ago
Jerzy Merino wrote:
nufc_nz wrote:

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This thread is supposed to be what they DON'T say !



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over 12 years ago
threatD wrote:

Lets be a respected, proffesional organisation.


How did I miss this ! Gold.


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over 12 years ago

JV for the NZF board

Doloras for Treasurer

"Who ate all the pies"

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over 12 years ago

Let's release the ASB Prem draw before the season starts.

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over 12 years ago
The play off game sold out? What a f$&k up, I knew we should have taken this game to Auckland and made ourselves some nice coin



Auckland will rise once more

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over 12 years ago

I'm sick of all these matches against quality opposition

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.

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over 12 years ago

What do you mean we're missing Tim Brown in CM? We have Chris Killen!

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over 12 years ago


Ricki isn't really the AW coach

Oi Oi Edgecumbe... lets have a clean sheet

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over 12 years ago
Dino11 wrote:

JV for the NZF board

Doloras for Treasurer

I know, right?!?!

Grumpy old bastard alert

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over 12 years ago
scarfie wrote:

Let's release the ASB Prem draw before the season starts.

Er... its out.

Grumpy old bastard alert

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over 12 years ago


Ricki isn't really the AW coach



This might actually get said quite often... nudge nudge Ryan and Neil
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over 12 years ago
Dino11 wrote:

JV for the NZF board

Doloras for Treasurer



Coming from a long line of pirate wenches, I do like me some treasure.

Ramming liberal dribble down your throat since 2009
This forum needs less angst and more Kate Bush threads



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over 12 years ago

Wheres unattached fc based? Thats christie and lochhead there now fantastic


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over 12 years ago
Jeff Vader wrote:
scarfie wrote:

Let's release the ASB Prem draw before the season starts.

Er... its out.



Not confirmed
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over 12 years ago

I can't find the draw anywhere. Link?

I let my guitar speak for me

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over 12 years ago
nufc_nz wrote:
threatD wrote:

Lets be a respected, proffesional organisation.


How did I miss this ! Gold.


+1

Three for me, and two for them.

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over 12 years ago

dont worry I will send an email on behalf of moss about that red card before I go on my holiday

I have an amazing ability to find my way out of mazes. I'm pathological. 
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over 12 years ago

Has anyone got Michael Fitzgerald's number?

Three for me, and two for them.

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