you will all be expected to do the haka when:leaving your housearriving at the airportboarding on the planegetting off the planearriving at your hotelleaving your hotelat the gates to the gamein the stadium when you get in for the gamebefore kickoffhalf timefulltimeleaving the stadiumarriving back at the hotelleaving the hotelboarding the planearriving at the airportand finally by yourself in your lounge when you arrive home.
This isn't McEvedy
i think you missed the sarcasm. And the whole "nz does hakas al tghe frickin time now" vibe,and the pisstake of this.