All Whites, Ferns, and other international teams
Should the All Whites do a Haka?
---This is a single vote poll---
The haka.
A great NZ sporting traditional.
Was done by the All Whites in the 80s.
A real good psych up.
But like our less than desired want for the Black strip to be our main strip and being the only sport to wear white as a main strip (unless you are the White Ferns cricket team) as well as turning patriotic non-soccer folks from even considering watching an All Whites game, we turn the Haka away from the sport as well. (why would any moari kid want to play soccer with no traditional connections?)
Okay, FIFA does not allow us to perform the Haka at their tournaments. But that was for the Haka at the beginning of the game. So why not at the end of a game that we just won? Or why not at a friendly game not under any FIFA tournament. In fact our Oly-Whites performed an Haka after they had their last game where they lost to Belgium 0-1. There was no complaints specifically from FIFA as it is not their tournament (per se) and the other kiwis were doing it in other olympic sports.
Discuss and vote . . .
---This is a single vote poll---AllWhitebelievr2009-07-01 17:28:23
They don't do hakas in England/Europe.
I'm all for it as long as Mulligan is leading it.

What has haka got to do with football?
What has haka got to do with football?
what has the haka got to do with hockey?
they still do it.
its awesome and is unique to NZ. so what if it is known mostly from rugby. we can still do it as a moment to be proud of when playing for our country.
bring it on!!!!

plus it would probably trip out alot of oppositions esp the arabs..
i am still tortured by those gratuitous hakas we pulled out every time we made a B swimming final at the commonwealth games in Melbourne (or was it Manchester). dreadful stuff that
have to agree there....
what has the haka got to do with hockey?they still do it..
Hockey guys shouldn't do it either.
They don't do hakas in England/Europe.
I'm all for it as long as Mulligan is leading it.
What has that got to do with it??
They don't do hakas in England/Europe.
I'm all for it as long as Mulligan is leading it.
What has that got to do with it??


They don't do hakas in England/Europe.
I'm all for it as long as Mulligan is leading it.
What has that got to do with it??

Looks like the end of a haka

They should...
...only do a haka because they all want to, focusing on what it means for each of them to represent NZ and ignoring ill-informed or ignorant criticism.
... understand that a haka, properly done,is a unique and perfectly appropriate way of signalling unity, intent, energy and spirit for any New Zealand mens team. A good haka has little to do with musclebound beefcakes, but everything to do with focus and purpose.
They shouldn't....
.... do a haka if they aren't all in agreement and united in purpose.
.....do a haka because the All Blacks/Tall Blacks/Mens Black Sticks etc do it and they feel they have to or feel NZ expects them to.
RedGed2009-07-02 00:28:20
Improving,,on the up, a work in progress from Italiano and the Nix. Bring on the bathroom bling in '24! COYN!
Bad idea, a bunch of white guys in white doing the haka? Any other team doing a haka other than the all blacks look wrong.
Queenslander 3x a year.
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Bad idea, a bunch of white guys in white doing the haka? Any other team doing a haka other than the all blacks look wrong.
Have to disagree with you here, Prof.
Any NZ mens team who knows what they're doing with their haka, (wearing black, white, blue,even in suits and ties for instance!!) whether their ancestral roots are nordic, celtic, asiatic, hispanic, african... it doesn't matter, imo.
What matters is that, if they choose to do a haka, they understand what they're doing, and do it properly,and do it with pride in being a New Zealander.
If the haka is a distraction from the teams purpose and focus.. don't go there.
If it helps get them all focussed...on winning..Rip into it!
RedGed2009-07-02 12:53:33
Improving,,on the up, a work in progress from Italiano and the Nix. Bring on the bathroom bling in '24! COYN!
The Haka is sacred, it's far too commercialised now. Think of the Haka as currency, the more of it, the less it's worth.
Hence my comment about the ABs, remove the Haka from 80% of games. Do it only when the pressure is on, ie World Cup, Blesidloe cup decider.
benlav2009-07-04 12:03:12
AWB's Evil Plan:
Step 1 - The All Whites should wear black!
Step 2 - The All Whites should do the haka!
Step 3 - The All Whites should pick up the ball and run with it!

But in all seriousness, the haka is overdone as it is. If the players want to, sure, they can feel free to. Should we ask/tell them to? IMO, I think not.
Step 4 - AWB amalgamates The All Whites and The All Blacks and we get...
The All Greys (in" kiwi speak", thats a type of tea -Liptons, the new principal Sponsor!)
OR...
The Black and White Minstrel Show.

There'd be a bit of a song and dance about that!

RedGed2009-07-05 22:53:24
Improving,,on the up, a work in progress from Italiano and the Nix. Bring on the bathroom bling in '24! COYN!
I was there when the All Whites did a haka at the end of their match v Brazil at Jalisco Stadium in Guadulajara in 99. I thought it was fantastic and helped give Kiwis a sense of cultural identity on a world stage. It was a proud end to a proud performance back on the world stage.
The habit of doing hakas had deservedly previously died out many decades ago with New Zealand football teams populated largely by immigrant Poms.
Historian Barry Smith wrote a very good piece on football hakas about 10 years ago for Sitter fanzine. If i find a digital copy, I'll post it.
Normo's coming home
Normo's coming home
but the Ngati Porou (East Coast) women do have their own haka.
Improving,,on the up, a work in progress from Italiano and the Nix. Bring on the bathroom bling in '24! COYN!
Normo's coming home
But seriously no. not ever.
No means no. The All Blacks look like dicks - the AWs will look like bigger dicks (and not in a good way - smaller dicks, but in a bigger way, like maybe lots of small dicks)