All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
Coverage of New Zealand's opener against two-time champions Portugal on Tuesday (NZT) begins at 6am on Sky Sport 1.
New Zealand's second match against African qualifiers Gambia on Friday will be broadcast on Sky Sport 2 from 8.45am while coverage of their final group match against title contenders Mexico on Monday, July 9 (NZT) will be on Sky Sport from 9.15am.
Sky Sport will also show any New Zealand match should they create history by becoming the first Kiwi side to advance beyond the group stage at a World Cup.
The top two from each group and the four best third-placed finishers advanced to the round of 16.
"You can never get a bloody tradesman at Easter, it's a wonder Jesus got crucified" - Karl Pilkington