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WC Prize Money - how to spend it
Normo's coming home

Oi Oi Edgecumbe... lets have a clean sheet
Who fired him? The Knights? I would have to if I owned that team
First of all, I want to second the hookers idea. Don't agree with the speedboat (if you had a load of hookers, why would you leave the house?) but I firmly believe that hookers are a viable option.
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

Get a few top-notch ones, or have an army of the cheap ones?
1.) Hire a World Cup coach specialist. (Ricki & Brian will still need to be involved) there will be quality coaches looking for a challenge. Either Philippe Troussier or Jovan Vieira are available and will be priced at least US$640,000 They each have an excellent track record and have immense African, Asian and Europe experience with clubs and international. They have picked up weak national teams and turn them about to win cups as well as take them beyond what they should do in tournaments. Both have very strong tactical and strategic minds. (up to ~ $750,000)
2.) Player financial reward => tournament incentives and training allowances and playing bonuses. (~$500,000).
3.) Friendly matches pre-WC build up. (~$750,000).
4.) Create a boarder trust fund for youth football elite players scholarships.
5.) Reserve Funds and use some of the interest to create ongoing football continuity in the country. includes some that will go into building a football curriculum.
6.) NZFC or any national league competition format will have to be sort out financial function in some other way.
Keep going to World Cups, keep growing the reserve funds slowly over the time and use the interest of the money strategically for the country's football interest.

Normo's coming home
Normo's coming home
I say Montenegro. Even cheaper. And there's plenty of Russian mobsters hanging around to do shady deals with.
NZF should use the money to line Sepp Blatters pockets to assure easy entry into the AFC...
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

