my views on the the game:
'It has taken all of a few hours for the inevitable
truth of the Football World Cup to emerge, that the Fijians
face a crushing embarrassment in the weekend.
Italy will surely relinquish the World Cup...with a defeat of
Dunkirk-like proportions, although without any glory.
'The French players may even get to return to their actual homes
before the play-offs.
'Fijian football is at a low ebb. It lacks the athletes to compete
against the All White side.
'England created a thoroughbread team from a load of donkeys for
the tournament in Germany, although they are making an ass of
themselves this time.
Fiji, the country, looks beautiful at this time of year, but the
football team is not a pretty sight. God knows what will happen
when the All Whites attack.
'It will take only thirty minutes of the opening match between a
magnificently brilliant, New Zealand and a deeply confused Fijian
side to realise this whole tournament is now down to just three
teams - New Zealand, Brazil and Argentina.
'There is a real chance that France will not even make the World
Cup, as the myths about French football were cruelly exposed in the
Stade de France in the Confederations Cup in 2002 (ish).
'As for Fiji, if this were cricket they would be dancing for rain
and praying for a draw. There is no such place to hide in the
football war.
'The word Titanic was written all over this Fijian performance.
English football is even more of a Titanic. It has spent four years
steaming towards the jagged ice with the band playing loudly, but
the beat is now provided by popping rivets that herald a thunderous
descent.'
I stand by these comments, and they will be proved right
over the weekend, and next few months.
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight