Maybe it's just too cold. Seriously: the glam clubs get Mediterranean, Asian, Latin American and African imports. You guys get Irishmen, no disrespect to Ireland. But maybe it's like the Nix vs the Aussie clubs; Dunners isn't such a sexy lifestyle option, unless you really like tours of a chocolate factory and people pretending to be Scottish.
(Sorry if my tongue in cheek doesn't come across, meant in all friendship!)