"Dog that attacked Jacobs to be put down: The dog that attacked former All White Stu Jacobs in Wellington will be p... http://bit.ly/75WAtf"
im stunned
loved how sensationalised the new report was tonight
A chorus or three of "Who Let The Dogs Out" and 'Once Bitten Twice Shy" are in order at Kiwitea Sunday
Peoples Republik of Aucklandia
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not 'how much is that doggy in the window ' then ?
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That might work - we could try all three - Reckon Marty might do the Mott The Hoople version pre match?
Peoples Republik of Aucklandia
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The picture of him in his Teedubs shirt today is epic.
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Put down the Bull Mastiff's owner.
Stu I applaud you.
Hope the chanting idiots at Kiwitea show some respect on Sunday. The man's a hero, some poor kid could have been attacked.
Somehow I just don't see Proak, Uncloz or slippy ric le rocky putting themselves in harms way for the greater good.
Stu I applaud you.
Respect where respect is due.
Good on ya Stu
Good on ya Stu
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absolutely, I get between vicious slavering mutts everyday , you never been on an auckland bus ?
Take yr lack of humour for a long walk off a short pier, yes he done a brave deed , the exact thing they tell you never to do with fighting dogs , but yes Ill buy a pint in the bar afterwards and itll be lovely...
Take yr lack of humour for a long walk off a short pier, yes he done a brave deed , the exact thing they tell you never to do with fighting dogs , but yes Ill buy a pint in the bar afterwards and itll be lovely...
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Lack of humour. 38 of them, well I'll be smacked over the head with a
Sometimes uncloz trying to score points, get one over the oposition and feeling smug at someone's else's misfortune while deciding who will play mum tonight with Ric is actually inappropiate.
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Nothing wrong with ripping the piss out of the oppo Spud - part of the culture.
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If Auckland City had any brains, they would have keen guys performing live at the ground before kick off this weekend
All the best Stu
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
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As someone who has been bitten by a dog aprrox 5cms from my private parts, Stu you are a hero for having the balls to break up the fight espically with the Bull Mastiff.
Everton FC2010-01-23 03:02:10
TBH chanting or even suggesting those songs is f**king stupid, and those who suggested it should be dealt accordling with by the mods. Dogs like the Bull Mastiff, have the potential to cause serious harm even death to a human being let alone another dog or pet.
Ps To those who sudgest people need to get a sense of humour, have you ever been bitten?
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As someone who has been bitten by a dog aprrox 5cms from my private parts, Stu you are a hero for having the balls to break up the fight espically with the Bull Mastiff.
TBH chanting or even suggesting those songs is f**king stupid, and those who suggested it should be dealt accordling with by the mods. Dogs like the Bull Mastiff, have the potential to cause serious harm even death to a human being let alone another dog or pet.
Ps To those who sudgest people need to get a sense of humour, have you ever been bitten?
yes. I have a small scar on my arm where I tried to break up a dog fight and was bitten - punctured artery and everything.
Can I continue to make jokes now?
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
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Sense of humour much? What Stu did was commendable, but to get sanctimonious over a few harmless tongue-in-cheek chants is ridiculou. Knowing Stu, he'd be the first to have a chuckle.
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Precious people 
Three for me, and two for them.
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You should check that Stu would take it in that manner there Adam. Oddly enough we have a guy at work that suffered from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder because of a dog bite, but you wouldn't know unless you knew the guy and he too is a likeable funny bloke as well.
What is it about assumptions being the mother of all f**k ups? You wont win any friends going down this road
Edit: his episode was 3 years ago and took 2 to get back to being an element of normal I'm told
Jeff Vader2010-01-23 10:35:15
What is it about assumptions being the mother of all f**k ups? You wont win any friends going down this road
Edit: his episode was 3 years ago and took 2 to get back to being an element of normal I'm told
Jeff Vader2010-01-23 10:35:15
Grumpy old bastard alert
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Actually I'm interested to find out where you ACFC numpties draw the line on things like this. If his daughter (if he has one?) was raped would you be chanting 'She deserved it' ???? Obviously not I am sure but its ok to take the piss out of a guy mauled by a dog?
I fail to see how you lot can find humour in thinking its ok to chant and have a laugh about this. There is a reason why very few people have time for ACFC supporters and its because of dumb 'oh have a sense of humour' crap like this. Stick to your own knitting circle you narrow minded idiots.
You lot make Susan Boyle seem like a rocket scientist.
I fail to see how you lot can find humour in thinking its ok to chant and have a laugh about this. There is a reason why very few people have time for ACFC supporters and its because of dumb 'oh have a sense of humour' crap like this. Stick to your own knitting circle you narrow minded idiots.
You lot make Susan Boyle seem like a rocket scientist.
Grumpy old bastard alert
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4 League titles 
Three for me, and two for them.
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You're all Barking mad!!!
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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Which thought will kill us ?...when you have it please let us know...
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Once Bitten, Twice Shy me thinks...
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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Pull your head in Vader thought you were s'posed to be evil not some f**king Nana policing football chants - c**t.
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As someone who has been bitten by a dog aprrox 5cms from my private parts, Stu you are a hero for having the balls to break up the fight espically with the Bull Mastiff.
Yeah I Everton punture wound to my forarm - sucked at the time but I'm not precious about it.TBH chanting or even suggesting those songs is f**king stupid, and those who suggested it should be dealt accordling with by the mods. Dogs like the Bull Mastiff, have the potential to cause serious harm even death to a human being let alone another dog or pet.
Ps To those who sudgest people need to get a sense of humour, have you ever been bitten?
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Actually I'm interested to find out where you ACFC numpties draw the line on things like this. If his daughter (if he has one?) was raped would you be chanting 'She deserved it' ???? Obviously not I am sure but its ok to take the piss out of a guy mauled by a dog?
If you think rape and dog bites are the same thing the SPCA should be warned about you. Should change your name to All Over Rover.Peoples Republik of Aucklandia
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Put down the Bull Mastiff's owner.
Stu I applaud you.
Hope the chanting idiots at Kiwitea show some respect on Sunday. The man's a hero, some poor kid could have been attacked.
Somehow I just don't see Proak, Uncloz or slippy ric le rocky putting themselves in harms way for the greater good.
Stu I applaud you.
Respect where respect is due. Good on ya Stu
Good on ya StuI can tell you no-one will be singing anything disrespectful about Stu on Sunday at Kiwitea Street. He's a real hero and a great Kiwi footy man. We were talking about it at clubnight when we heard the news and I can tell you there was nothing but sympathy for Stu. A speedy recovery mate and we're looking forward to playing Team Wellington on Sunday, should be a cracker.
Who is this Proak anyway? He posted the same crazy thing on the City forum. I mean, there are limits.
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You'll have to excuse some of the Auckland lads, they're just a bit bitter that Team Wellington can get more media coverage out of the coaches bravery in this, the football capital, than you can by spending trusts money on being champions of Africa in the Auckland media.
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Actually I'm interested to find out where you ACFC numpties draw the line on things like this. If his daughter (if he has one?) was raped would you be chanting 'She deserved it' ???? Obviously not I am sure but its ok to take the piss out of a guy mauled by a dog?
I fail to see how you lot can find humour in thinking its ok to chant and have a laugh about this. There is a reason why very few people have time for ACFC supporters and its because of dumb 'oh have a sense of humour' crap like this. Stick to your own knitting circle you narrow minded idiots.
You lot make Susan Boyle seem like a rocket scientist.
I fail to see how you lot can find humour in thinking its ok to chant and have a laugh about this. There is a reason why very few people have time for ACFC supporters and its because of dumb 'oh have a sense of humour' crap like this. Stick to your own knitting circle you narrow minded idiots.
You lot make Susan Boyle seem like a rocket scientist.
Why would you even suggest if his daughter got raped?? what you think about rape for, could have used another comparison, thats just wrong mate!! Jeff your a twat!!
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not got darths brains [or looks ]
and look Baiter slithers out....raining in Wgtn is it ?
and look Baiter slithers out....raining in Wgtn is it ?
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You'll have to excuse some of the Auckland lads, they're just a bit bitter that Team Wellington can get more media coverage out of the coaches bravery in this, the football capital, than you can by spending trusts money on being champions of Africa in the Auckland media.
Apparently the fact that City earned ten times more in prizemoney with their amazing performance at the Club World Cup than they get in trust money, and promptly paid half of it (in excess of $1 million) back into the other NZFC clubs, seems to have escaped your notice.
You're right about the bitterness over the lack of publicity up here. Maddaford seems to choke every time he has to write anything positive about City.
Why would your mother name you 'no, really'? Was she surprised about something?
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She thought she was funny.
What I love is how the Auckland boys tell us what they have down with the money they won, but gloss over how they bought the NZFC and O-League titles with trust money that got them to where they could win it.
I love a good historical re-write.
What I love is how the Auckland boys tell us what they have down with the money they won, but gloss over how they bought the NZFC and O-League titles with trust money that got them to where they could win it.
I love a good historical re-write.
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And so she was ...though not how she thought...
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The football capital...he ...
talk about yer rewrites...
talk about yer rewrites...
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Baiter and Jeff Vader: The forum spastics.
Three for me, and two for them.
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Sense of humour much? What Stu did was commendable, but to get sanctimonious over a few harmless tongue-in-cheek chants is ridiculou. Knowing Stu, he'd be the first to have a chuckle.
If I was him I'd prob come into the crowd and give you all a kicking, but anyway...
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You are THE MAN....so glad Im in Auckland....
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I don't quite get your mentality here Fader/Scrogum. You are name calling all ACFC supporters in one foul swoop, when likely those who post here do so because they like to kid around or are a bit more indelicate than most. Many mums and dads and kids go to football matches, and I'm sure Kiwtea Street is no different. So what is the reason people have no time for the ACFC fans as you suggest. Because 8 year old Timmy is waving his club colours scarf? Or the elderly gentleman on the end may have been supporting Central United (I guess)for 20 years and now he's enjoying their associated success as Auckland City Football Club at a heightened level. I doubt any rowdies who appear on this forum would mix with those two examples at the ground. There will always be the hard corps. I did forget the lady leaning on the fence, she my well be completing her knitting for her grandson's booties, but I'm sure doesn't need your arrogant waffle directed at her. She wouldn't harm a tse tse. Susan Boyle is a rocket scientist actually. Maybe you should be more specific when directing your jealous rantings in future. Or are you out on parole?
Hope the chanting idiots at Kiwitea show some respect on Sunday
Again a bit lost here. I believe adults can show a (wicked) sense of humour and be respectful at the same time. They might even have one of their members who has been through the same turmoil as Stu. Poor bugger, first he had to coach TeeDub - now this. Please don't infer that all the chanters are idiots. I'm sure some of them are. My doctor calls me names too. Or are you saying when fans sing for their team, they are stupid, moronic maybe stupid hardly. There's no crust cut off there cucumber sandwiches I'm sure. I hope all people at all NZFC games show respect, wouldn't be surprise if threre's a well meaning tannoy announcement. Is there some protocol os what fans should sing, just to appease you Lady Fader? Enlighten us. And take your mobile phone out of your back pocket when you sit down.
XanthoFobe2010-01-23 15:07:18
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Yawn.
Warning. Less spastic in this thread or I get banny.
Warning. Less spastic in this thread or I get banny.
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