To the tune of Sloop John B
...
He came from Birmingham B
On loan to the Phoenix FC
Halfway round the world came Alex Jones
The kid is alright
And he'll score tonight
We've got no license
He'll have to go home
.
See him let the ball sail
Into the back of the net
The fever call his name, Alex Jones
O-oh Alex Jones, o-oh Alex Jones, yeah yeah
We've got no license
He'll have to go home