To the tune of baby beluga
Carlos Hernandez likes his K-F-C,
he seems so wide but he runs so free.
Free kicks we love and plenty of goals
And a large quarter pack on the go.
Carlos Hernandez
Oh - Carlos Hernandez
Was India warm, did your agent warn that you'd be home soon.
Way down the table where the Phoenix play
Where Benji dives, but doesn't play full games
Crowds stay in when the storms roll out
Hear the drivel that's comes out the owners spout.
Carlos Hernandez
Oh - Carlos Hernandez
Was India warm, did your agent warn that you'd be home soon.