Simple and boss.
Carlos Hernandez
like
I really love you Hernandez
Fatty fatty yeah
I really love you Hernandez
Fatty fatty yeah
I love your body when you drop off your body
I love your body when you lie down very low
I love your body when you shake off your body
I love your body when you're sliding very slow
To the tune of baby beluga
Carlos Hernandez likes his K-F-C,
he seems so wide but he runs so free.
Free kicks we love and plenty of goals
And a large quarter pack on the go.
Carlos Hernandez
Oh - Carlos Hernandez
Was India warm, did your agent warn that you'd be home soon.
Way down the table where the Phoenix play
Where Benji dives, but doesn't play full games
Crowds stay in when the storms roll out
Hear the drivel that's comes out the owners spout.
Carlos Hernandez
Oh - Carlos Hernandez
Was India warm, did your agent warn that you'd be home soon.
That was my favourite song from my favourite Wiggles VHS when I was a kid! Ioved what Jeff and Murray were doing with the two sheets of material at the back of the stage. Ahhhh, nostalgia.\
Who left the pies out? Who who who who,
Who left the pies out? who who who who
Who left the pies out? Who who who who,
Who left the pies out? who who who who
It wasn't our Carlos, that implies that he didn't eat them!
Hurrah for Carlos and Paul
Your football skills are wonderful and gold
You're both incredibly handsome and tall
You're not even beginning to look old
We strive to increase production
of flat screen televisions
so we can enjoy Carlos and Paul
in the highest of definitions.
We're pleased to let you bed our wives
whenever your fancy beckons
We'll sing with all of our might for your right
to score from lucky deflections
Hurrah for Carlos and Paul
Having liberally poached this:
how about:
Carlos Hernandez, we love you very much
Carlos Hernandez, with your silky touch
Come on Hernandez,
you look so good in tight-fitting yellow & blaaaa-ck
Carlos Hernandez, show us your style
Carlos Hernandez, with your winning smile
Come on Hernandez,
put the ball in the back of the neeeee-t
The Heurelho Gomes chant to the same song was rather good I thought
(Can use "Andre Durante" and "Carlos Hernandez" - I used to sing this about Daniel Lins Cortes):
Andrew Durante (Carlos Hernandez)
You are the love of my life
Andrew Durante (Carlos Hernandez)
I'd let you sleep with my wifeAndrew Durante(Carlos Hernandez)
I wish I was Australian (Costa Rican) too
Are all Australians allowed to sleep with your wife?
Also, I don't think I could sing "I wish I was Australian too" without coming over queasy. That's just taking man-love too far.
Credit to Ryans Rovers for the idea...
Hernandez to the tune of Fernando
There was something in the air that night
It caused a fright, Hernandez
You were scoring goals for Victory
The enemy, Hernandez
Though we never thought that we could lose
There's no regret
If we had to play away again
I’m glad this time , you’re on our team Hernandez
Probably needs a few more verses
We've got Carlos on the pitch tonight
And he's not shite
Hernandez
He'll be scoring all his goals with ease
For our Ernie
Hernandez
We all hated you when you wore blue
There's no regret
But now you're wearing stripes my freind
Please score again
Hernandez
Jesus wept! I bet Ifill never heard such sop at Millwall!
HER NAN DEZ! HER NAN DEZ! COME ON YOO NIX!
Still think we need to give Feed Hernandez at least one run this season.
Still think we need to give Feed Hernandez at least one run this season.
+1
Jesus wept! I bet Ifill never heard such sop at Millwall!
HER NAN DEZ! HER NAN DEZ! COME ON YOO NIX!
I shudder to think what Ifill heard at Millwall.
Jesus wept! I bet Ifill never heard such sop at Millwall!
HER NAN DEZ! HER NAN DEZ! COME ON YOO NIX!
I shudder to think what Ifill heard at Millwall.
No worse than what he heard at Adelaide apparently
Still think we need to give Feed Hernandez at least one run this season.
+1
+2
Still think we need to give Feed Hernandez at least one run this season.
Winner.
First chance to see him strut his stuff tomorrow night v the greeks at Porirua Park.?? Hope so!
Some C-Dididy savant-ness needed here?
Leave it with me!
(NB - I love this track!)
I love the title.
To the tune of "La Bamba"
Carlos Carlos Hernandez
Carlos Carlos Hernandez
Cunningham, Brockie, Boyd, Ifill and Fenton
Carlos Hernandez
Carlos Hernandez...
I do thank you!
*Takes a Bow*
Copacabana?
Na na na na na
Hernandez in the centre hole
Na na na na na
Hernandez in the centre hole
Hmmmmm....
Na na na na na na
Hernandez playing in the hole...
Who ate all the pies?
Who ate all the piiiiies?
Carlos Hernadez! You ate all the pies!
Carlos Carlos
Used to love his KFC
He's got a mate who's called Kenny
Carlos Hernandez! Hey! (Repeat)
[Quote=C-Diddy]
To the tune of "La Bamba"
Carlos Carlos Hernandez
Carlos Carlos Hernandez
Cunningham, Ifill, Boyd, Brockie and Fenton
Carlos Hernandez
Carlos Hernandez...
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To the tune of "La Bamba"
Carlos Carlos Hernandez
Carlos Carlos Hernandez
Cunningham, Brockie, Boyd, Ifill and Fenton
Carlos Hernandez
Carlos Hernandez...
I do thank you!
*Takes a Bow*
Get learning bitchez!
^^ move over Lorde, new Billboard top 100! Worked very well yesterday in Napier
I didn't know the Carlos Carlos Hernandez chant before the game, but I heard it as:
Carlos Carlos Hernandez
Carlos Carlos Hernandez
and Jeremy Brockie, all over defenders
I didn't know the Carlos Carlos Hernandez chant before the game, but I heard it as:
Carlos Carlos Hernandez
Carlos Carlos Hernandez
and Jeremy Brockie, all over defenders
Cunningham Brockie Boyd Ifill and Fenton.
It took us about 15 minutes of rehearsal at the pub to learn it, we kept screwing up that line.
That's why I don't see it working too well in Wellington. People would just join in the "Carlos Hernandez" part. Though I suppose the same could be said for the Dura chant, but that still goes well.
That's why I don't see it working too well in Wellington. People would just join in the "Carlos Hernandez" part. Though I suppose the same could be said for the Dura chant, but that still goes well.
One line out of seven. The other six lines are simple and easy to pick up. It'll be fine.
Yeah true. Hope you're right.