Carlos Hernandez

Caaaarlooooos Hernandez

Simple and boss.

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I really love you Hernandez
Fatty fatty yeah
I really love you Hernandez
Fatty fatty yeah

I love your body when you drop off your body
I love your body when you lie down very low
I love your body when you shake off your body
I love your body when you're sliding very slow

To the tune of baby beluga

http://youtu.be/YjUYAom5i4c

Carlos Hernandez likes his K-F-C,

That was my favourite song from my favourite Wiggles VHS when I was a kid! Ioved what Jeff and Murray were doing with the two sheets of material at the back of the stage. Ahhhh, nostalgia.\

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oBt4iq0HdY

Who left the pies out? Who who who who,

Who left the pies out? who who who who

Hurrah for Carlos and Paul

Your football skills are wonderful and gold

You're both incredibly handsome and tall

You're not even beginning to look old

We strive to increase production

of flat screen televisions

so we can enjoy Carlos and Paul

in the highest of definitions.

We're pleased to let you bed our wives

whenever your fancy beckons

We'll sing with all of our might for your right

to score from lucky deflections

Hurrah for Carlos and Paul

Having liberally poached this:

how about:

Carlos Hernandez, we love you very much

Carlos Hernandez, with your silky touch

Come on Hernandez,

you look so good in tight-fitting yellow & blaaaa-ck

Carlos Hernandez, show us your style

Carlos Hernandez, with your winning smile

Come on Hernandez,

put the ball in the back of the neeeee-t

The Heurelho Gomes chant to the same song was rather good I thought

(Can use "Andre Durante" and "Carlos Hernandez" - I used to sing this about Daniel Lins Cortes):

Andrew Durante (Carlos Hernandez)

You are the love of my life

Andrew Durante (Carlos Hernandez)

Andrew Durante(Carlos Hernandez)

Are all Australians allowed to sleep with your wife?

Also, I don't think I could sing "I wish I was Australian too" without coming over queasy. That's just taking man-love too far.

Credit to Ryans Rovers for the idea...

Hernandez to the tune of Fernando

There was something in the air that night
It caused a fright, Hernandez
You were scoring goals for Victory
The enemy, Hernandez
Though we never thought that we could lose
There's no regret
If we had to play away again
I’m glad this time , you’re on our team Hernandez

Probably needs a few more verses

We've got Carlos on the pitch tonight

And he's not shite

Hernandez

He'll be scoring all his goals with ease

For our Ernie

Hernandez

We all hated you when you wore blue

There's no regret

But now you're wearing stripes my freind

Please score again

Hernandez

Jesus wept! I bet Ifill never heard such sop at Millwall!

HER NAN DEZ! HER NAN DEZ! COME ON YOO NIX!

Still think we need to give Feed Hernandez at least one run this season.

+2

First chance to see him strut his stuff tomorrow night v the greeks at Porirua Park.?? Hope so! 

Some C-Dididy savant-ness needed here?

Leave it with me!

(NB - I love this track!)

I love the title.

I do thank you!

*Takes a Bow*

Copacabana?

Na na na na na

Hernandez in the centre hole

Hmmmmm....

Na na na na na na 

Hernandez playing in the hole...

Who ate all the pies?

Who ate all the piiiiies?

Carlos Hernadez! You ate all the pies!

Carlos Carlos

Used to love his KFC

He's got a mate who's called Kenny

Carlos Hernandez! Hey! (Repeat)

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^^ move over Lorde, new Billboard top 100! Worked very well yesterday in Napier

I didn't know the Carlos Carlos Hernandez chant before the game, but I heard it as:

Carlos Carlos Hernandez
Carlos Carlos Hernandez
and Jeremy Brockie, all over defenders

That's why I don't see it working too well in Wellington. People would just join in the "Carlos Hernandez" part. Though I suppose the same could be said for the Dura chant, but that still goes well. 

Yeah true. Hope you're right.