New Chants for 2010/2011?

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

"That is completely inappropriate"

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I was really pleased with Saturday's chant to Lizzie and her friend: Is she really going out with him?

Classic. Good times.

bwtcf2010-11-16 11:50:38

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

Phoenix fans. We have to win them over one fan at a time.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Was Lizzie one of the flag bearers?

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

All we want is a friendly IRD

Founder

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

No surrender, no surrender, no surrender to the IRD

How's my driving? - Whine here

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Hard News wrote:

No surrender, no surrender, no surrender to the IRD

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

You've done well Mr. Cross.

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

Phoenix fans. We have to win them over one fan at a time.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I was a boy

I had no sense

I bought a flute for 50 cents

I only thing

I played in key

was f**k the jets and the IRD

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

"You're going home in a Qantas Aeroplane" was a real keeper from last night. Definitely needs to be reused. bwtcf2010-11-25 12:57:52

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

Phoenix fans. We have to win them over one fan at a time.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

With Iffy back in form, Terry need to look at re-signing him. However the financial constraints brought on by his empty apartments means that we may need to help him out.

Tez get Paul Ifill, Paul Ifill

I wanna get Paul Ifill,

Tez get our Paul Ifill

Let me pay your body corp

Your body corp

Let me pay your body corp

Founder

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

how bout

Ro Rohust bitch X2 .

for that new guy Rojhust however u spell it

I LOVE LAMP

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Needs a little work.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

FC United fans at the Rochdale FA Cup 1st round win we singing:

Lead: Bring on United!
Answer: Bring on United!
Lead: Bring on United!
Answer: Bring on United!

(repeat endlessly)

We could do:

Lead: We are the Phoenix!
Answer: We are the Phoenix!
Lead: We are the Phoenix!
Answer: We are the Phoenix!

(repeat endlessly)

See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-DTluaEPxA at the 6 minute mark.
bwtcf2010-12-01 08:44:05

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

Phoenix fans. We have to win them over one fan at a time.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Funny someone mentions FC United.

I've been trying to figure out some words to fit this for ages and finally got it yesterday:

I am a Phoenix fan
I am Wellingtonian
I know what i want and i know how to get it
It's cheaper than drugs and it's better than sex
Cos i......, need my fix......, of the Phoenix.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05fno4frbF8

And here's the original for anyone that doesn't know:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQkActP-isE

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

peteremcc wrote:

Brilliant. Lets get this going on Dec 18!

Yellow Fever - Misery loves company

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I was gunna figure this all out...but basically....(and this is a very true chant...)

I don't care if mondays blue
Tuesdays grey etc....(or cleverer lyrics)

IFILL'S SCORING GOALS!

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

bwtcf wrote:

Variation. Chanters divided into two groups - the lead group and the answering group.

For example, when playing the Fury:

Lead: Bring on The Fury!

Answer: We are the Phoenix!

Lead: Bring on the Fury!

Answer: We are the Phoenix!

(similar to how "Ricki Herberts! ... 'Yellow Army!' works, but with a 50-50 split between the lead and the answer groups so the chant keeps going and going as each half tries to out chant the other...)

For each team the Lead could start with the appropriate one of the following:

Bring on the Fury!

Bring on Bris-bane Roar!

Bring on The Gold Coast

Bring on Cen-tral Coast

Bring on New-Cast-le!

Bring on Hand Ball Cheats!

Bring on The Vict-ry!*

Bring on Mel-bourne Heart!*

Bring on A-de-laide!

Bring on the Glory!

With the answer group replying with 'We are the Phoenix!' each time.

* Either of these could be replaced with 'Bring on Melbourne B'

'Hand Ball Cheats' could be replaced with 'The Syd-ney' or with 'Syd-en-ey!", but I like hand ball cheats myself.

The chant could be ideal before games, on the way to grounds on away trips, before kick off just before the teams come out, and late in the game if we are winning comfortably we could do 'Bring on [insert the team we are playing next here]'.

For a party celebration disco moment like qualifying for the finals or hopefully the Grand Final we could 'go around the league' starting with the Fury and down the east coast and finishing with Adelaide and Glory one after the other.

bwtcf2010-12-01 08:47:41

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

Phoenix fans. We have to win them over one fan at a time.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

For Rojas

Rojas in the middle of our street
Rojas with the ball upon his feet
Rojas He'll be on a scoring streak
Rojas hope you don't mind if we repeat
Rojas in the middle of our street! (with gusto!)
Rojas.... ... and so on.

(posted on Rojas chant topic also)

"Yellow Fever are fantastic – I have to say that"

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Love it.

Maybe "Rojas hope you don't mind a repeat" to make it fit better?

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

How about singing the words of "Girlfriend in a Coma" to the tune of "Tiptoe through the tulips" ?

I understands it's not strictly football or Wellington related, be I've had a few beers this afternoon and it seems like a fantastic idea.

I'm slightly disappointed!

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

the warehouse the warehouse where newcastle get there boots from! .Add whoever the nix are playing at the time

I LOVE LAMP

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

capes wrote:

This works for "God Defend New Zealand" sung to the tune of "Baa Baa Black Sheep" too you kow...

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

A nice quickie someones probs posted it!

To the tune of Take me home Country Roads.

Take me home serepisos

To the place where i belong

To the Caketin

By the Dockside

Take me home Serepisos

Another quickie probs not gona happen:

To the tune of Que sera sera

When I was just a little boy,
I asked my mother what shall I be,
Should I be the nix or sydney fc

Here's what she said to me,
Wash your mouth my son,
And fetch your fathers gun,
And shoot the Sydney scum, Que sera sera

phoenix clap clap clap

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

For Marco Rojas

Tune of Winter Wonderland.

Theres only one marcos rojas

Only one Marcos Rojas.

Hes Dribbling along

While the fever sing along

The nix are in a rojas wonderland

Thoughts?

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Tune Day dream Believer!

Cheer up Sydney Fc

Oh how bad can it be to a,

Club with sh*t fans and a

sh*te football team!

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Doesn't scan, uneccessarily sweary, and not original.

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

When I see you Phoenix, I go out of my head
I Just Can't Get Enough, I Just Can't Get Enough
All the things you do to me and all the things you said
I Just Can't Get Enough, I Just Can't Get Enough
We slip and slide and we fall in love And I just can't seem to get enough of ...
DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU

Celtic Version The original?

And here is a Burnley Version that was a first time effort after a message board discussion about the Celtic version. So it can be done.

Yes, hugely derivative and somewhat "let's do the latest UK chant here", but I like it and haven't noticed it at A-League grounds yet (although haven't watched much over last 3 weeks).

I know, I know, its serious!

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

If the game is going a bit slow, how about :

Let's pretend, lets pretend, lets pretend we've scored a goal!

and then go , 5..4..3..2..1
and then stand up and scream and wave scarves around.

haha, got that from a book of chants, its great.

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

phoenix_luver wrote:

Let's do it! If for no other reason than to see what Dewhurst tries to make of it. Can't believe it took him till half time last week to figure out we were calling "Shoooooot"!

Piney had it nailed almost immediately

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Lets all do the Phoenix bounce <mosh> nah nah nah naah nah nah nah </mosh>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyvCLDgHCeU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3bWx_pc_lY
ginger_eejit2011-01-29 15:02:22

When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

C-Diddy wrote:

capes wrote:

This works for "God Defend New Zealand" sung to the tune of "Baa Baa Black Sheep" too you kow...

Advance Australia Fair fits Cold Chisel's Working Class Man as well

When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

AAF also fits the theme to Giligans Island, perfectly.

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

ginger_eejit wrote:

C-Diddy wrote:

capes wrote:

This works for "God Defend New Zealand" sung to the tune of "Baa Baa Black Sheep" too you kow...

Advance Australia Fair fits Cold Chisel's Working Class Man as well

Adam Hills recorded this a few years back from memory

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I-I-Iffy wrote:

phoenix_luver wrote:

Let's do it! If for no other reason than to see what Dewhurst tries to make of it. Can't believe it took him till half time last week to figure out we were calling "Shoooooot"!

Piney had it nailed almost immediately

This would be epic. I'm in, will tell everyone around me whats going on if someone starts the chant.

Yellow Fever - Misery loves company

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

How's my driving? - Whine here

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

C-Diddy wrote:

ginger_eejit wrote:

C-Diddy wrote:

capes wrote:

This works for "God Defend New Zealand" sung to the tune of "Baa Baa Black Sheep" too you kow...

Advance Australia Fair fits Cold Chisel's Working Class Man as well

Adam Hills recorded this a few years back from memory

He sure did http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiEycVMKoJo

When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Hard News wrote:

Cheer up. You've always got shhhhh

Allegedly

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Siggy siggy siggy siggy can't you see, sometimes your balls just hypnotise me

I like tautologies because I like them.

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Cosimo wrote:

Siggy siggy siggy siggy can't you see, sometimes yourï¿½balls just hypnotise meï¿½

Like.

You know we belong together...

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Or...

Siggy Siggy Siggy, can't you see
The way you play just hyptnotize me
I just love your non-flashy ways
Guess that's why Mully's gone and you're so paid

Last line needs some work.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2taRwe_6afkOska2011-01-31 17:26:05

You know we belong together...

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