First real foray into coaching...

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almost 12 years ago

Any suggestions on where to start and any courses offered in Wellington?

Played for 30 odd years and now the hamstrings won't hold up anymore and would like to get involved on the sideline coaching/managing.

I coached the Onslow College Women's team in 1996 when playing for the First XI men's team but that's the extent of my coaching experience other than offering insight as a captain or at my own team practices.

Any help would be appreciated

"...sure beats doin' stuff."

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almost 12 years ago

Thanks for the link. I'll have a good look at it today.

"...sure beats doin' stuff."

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almost 12 years ago

If coaching 5 year olds make sure they all go to the toilet before you start.


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LeighboNZ
almost 12 years ago

I've coached 6, 7 and 8 year olds for cricket before so well versed in that. Nothing worse than yellow 'whites'

"...sure beats doin' stuff."

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almost 12 years ago
LeighboNZ wrote:

I've coached 6, 7 and 8 year olds for cricket before so well versed in that. Nothing worse than yellow 'whites'


Brown 'Whites' ?
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almost 12 years ago

Luckily never had that one. Training and pre/post game warm-ups were set down as:

  • Team Chat
  • Light run & stretch
  • Toilet Break
  • Catching
  • Toilet Break
  • Finding lost gear
  • Toilet Break
  • Finding lost children
  • Toilet Break
  • Game
  • Telling off aggressive parents
  • Filling kids with raspberry fizzy
  • Pass back to afore mentioned parents


"...sure beats doin' stuff."

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Yakcall
almost 12 years ago
terminator_x wrote:

If coaching 5 year olds make sure they all go to the toilet before you start.


same with women's football

Founder

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almost 12 years ago

It's easier with women though. Tell one and the whole lot go together...


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LeighboNZ
almost 12 years ago

As long as you yell a lot and stick to 4-4-2 you will be just fine. Remember, coaching kids is about results, not this namby pamby PCC rubbish spouted by the federations. Never change a winning team, and make sure to keep the slow kids on the bench until they lift their game or give up entirely. 


And loads of awesome shuttles if they lose a game.

You can ascertain what your opponent is afraid of by observing the means by which he attempts to frighten you



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2ndBest
almost 12 years ago

I'm all about winning.

You're cut, you're cut, you're cut, you're cut...

"...sure beats doin' stuff."

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almost 12 years ago · edited almost 12 years ago · History

Just go back to coaching the onslow girls team.


Good re-introduction to coaching

Girls

?????

Profit

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almost 12 years ago

It was 18 years ago! Not sure how they'd feel about a random 35 year old bloke with a dodgy beard rolling up and asking if he could look after the girls team.

"...sure beats doin' stuff."

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almost 12 years ago
LeighboNZ wrote:

It was 18 years ago! Not sure how they'd feel about a random 35 year old bloke with a dodgy beard rolling up and asking if he could look after the girls team.

 

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

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