I'm not going to quote that garble, but a few notes:
Penalty 1 - he absolutely played it deliberately and Kane is not interfering in the game. This is why linesman have to wait for a player to actually get the ball before they flag. This isn't even up for discussion, the referees were 100% correct.
Penalty 2 - Lamela was as tight as you get. That is never going to be called as we play a game by humans. And even so, him being offside didn't really give him an advantage and isn't an excuse. It's also got nothing to do with why the penalty happened. I don't like generalising fans but the Liverpool fan base's response to this has been hilariously embarrassing and ridiculous.
There's a video of (I think) Mike Dean doing a little skip of celebration after correctly allowing an advantage which the team scored from. The job of the referee takes just as much mental effort as the players and they will get involved in the occasion, something they have been working their whole lives to achieve, just as anyone would. It isn't the best look but I'm not going to get offended by it. Again a pretty embarrassing response from Liverpool's fan base (clutching at straws anyone?)
And also, Liverpool's fanbase has this odd idea that Martin Tyler is bias and has a thing for United after his getting excited in response for Martial's superb goal against Liverpool. Now that Martin Tyler also got excited after Liverpool's 2nd goal it's great that this can now be put to bed too.
To recap - scousers should be able to sleep a little better tonight knowing the refs got it right, aren't bias, and neither is Martin Tyler.
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