United's dressing room minutes before kick off in the derby...
"Right I want 110% effort from the word go against this blue sh*te. Remember the bastards did us on the anniversary of Munich. If you dont win, those cockney f**kers at Chelsea will have 6 points on us. Now I don't care if you kick,punch or headbutt your way to victory, you must win this. Good luck".
Then Fergie walks in & says, "Thanks ref, I'll take it from here".
"Right I want 110% effort from the word go against this blue sh*te. Remember the bastards did us on the anniversary of Munich. If you dont win, those cockney f**kers at Chelsea will have 6 points on us. Now I don't care if you kick,punch or headbutt your way to victory, you must win this. Good luck".
Then Fergie walks in & says, "Thanks ref, I'll take it from here".
