United's dressing room minutes before kick off in the derby..."Right
I want 110% effort from the word go against this blue sh*te. Remember
the bastards did us on the anniversary of Munich. If you dont win,
those cockney f**kers at Chelsea will have 6 points on us. Now I don't
care if you kick,punch or headbutt your way to victory, you must win
this. Good luck". Then Fergie walks in & says, "Thanks ref, I'll
take it from here".<span id="vote5563"></span>
I want 110% effort from the word go against this blue sh*te. Remember
the bastards did us on the anniversary of Munich. If you dont win,
those cockney f**kers at Chelsea will have 6 points on us. Now I don't
care if you kick,punch or headbutt your way to victory, you must win
this. Good luck". Then Fergie walks in & says, "Thanks ref, I'll
take it from here".<span id="vote5563"></span>
Haha.
Two boys are playing football in a park in London when one of them is attacked by a rottweiler. Thinking quickly, his friend rips a plank of wood from a fence, forces it into the dog's collar and twists it, breaking the dog's neck. All the while, a newspaper reporter who was taking a stroll through the park is watching. He rushes over, introduces himself and takes out his pad and pencil to start his story for the next edition.
He writes, "Spurs fan saves friend from vicious animal."
The boy interrupts: "But I'm not a Spurs fan."
The reporter starts again: "QPR fan saves friend from horrific attack."
The boy interrupts again: "I'm not a Rangers fan either."
The reporter asks: "Who do you support, then?" "Arsenal," replies the boy.
So the reporter starts again: "Gooner git kills family pet"
