So for Secret Santa at family Christmas I walked away with an Arsenal 2013 desk calendar! I've just gone through who features and thought you might also have a chuckle;
Jan - The OX - Good choice, knocking on first team door
Feb - Aaron Ramsey - OK choice, squad player currently
March - Gervinho - OK choice, squad player currently
April - Szy - Good choice, first team keeper
May - Alex Song - Poor choice, he doesn't play for us
June - Sagna - Good choice, first choice RB
July - TV5 - Good choice, club captain and all
August - Koscielny - Good choice, constantly battling with Mertesacker for a spot
September - Gibbs - Good choice, starting left back
October - Walcott - Good choice, starting forward
November - Mikel Arteta - Good choice, starting midfielder & Vice Captain
December - Andre Santos - poor choice, probably the worst player on the books
Of the 12 months of the year, arguably only 7 are first team regulars. 1 doesn't play for us, 1 is absolutely rubbish.
No inclusion of Podolski, Giroud, Wilshire, Cazorla!