Catholicism: If sh*t happens, I deserve it.
Protestantism: sh*t won't happen if I work harder.
Judaism: Why does this sh*t always happen to me?
Buddhism: When sh*t happens, is it really sh*t?
Islam: If sh*t happens, take a hostage.
Hinduism: This sh*t happened before.
Hare Krishna: sh*t happens Rama Lama Ding Dong.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this sh*t.
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