Yeah, agree, Ribery is more of a face-ache than Aurelio. I let my enthusiasm to tell of Aurelio's ugliness get in the way of cold, hard facts. Apologies.
What I like about Ribery is that he's genuinely horrible to look at, but has made himself even worse with his haircut and scars. A case of make the worst worse, sort of the opposite of Rachel Weisz putting on slutty make-up and a greyhound skirt.
Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.