Posted October 22, 2013 08:33 · last edited October 22, 2013 08:36
If you sleep with your wife that's Legal and General.
If you sleep with your girlfriend that's Mutual Trust.
If you sleep with a prostitute that's Commercial Union.
If you sleep with all types that's Group Life.
If your wife lets you sleep around that's Liberty Life.
If you sleep with a rugbyhead, you're with bloody AMP.
If you sleep with your wife that's Legal and General.
If you sleep with your girlfriend that's Mutual Trust.
If you sleep with a prostitute that's Commercial Union. If you sleep with all types that's Group Life.
If your wife lets you sleep around that's Liberty Life.
If you sleep with a rugbyhead, you're with bloody AMP.