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Fake togo national team????

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Fake togo national team????
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
http://www.goal.com/en/news/89/africa/2010/09/10/2112525/mysterious-togolese-national-team-play-friendly-against
A mysterious Togo squad played a friendly match against Bahrain in Manama on Tuesday, according to L'Equipe. The game, won 3-0 by Bahrain, even appeared on FIFA's website, but the Togolese football federation (FTF) stated the players who had faced the Bahraini national team were not from Togo.
 
 
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Ha. Very weird.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
lol.

Three for me, and two for them.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I now follow two international teams - the All Whites, and Fake Togo.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Pretty keen to try get on this fake Togo team tbh.

Three for me, and two for them.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
We should totes get together a website for the Fake Togo Supporter's Club.

And I just about typed "Toto" there instead of Togo. Paging Dr Freud.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I don't even think the Fake Togo squad look like footballers. Gymnasts, perhaps.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
This is mind boggling.. How would you even.. I don't even.

Azevo2010-09-17 22:00:01

We will never fully decide who has won the football.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
We should bring them over for a friendly.
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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
All for a betting scam by the looks of it.  Bahrain had 5 disallowed goals. Arf!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/8005163/Fake-Togo-team-linked-to-match-fixing-allegation.html

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
So was their playing kit real or fake Thai replica's?
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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
So was their playing kit real or fake Thai replica's?
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
All of a sudden that ManUre fan who liked to join team photos seems a bit tame!
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This would have to be the greatest fake footballer though. Ali Dia who made one appearance for Southampton. Matt Le Tissier was the player he replaced. haha

After a playing career at the lower levels in France and Germany, and having already had failed trials at Port Vale, Gillingham and Bournemouth, before playing at semi-pro club Blyth Spartans, Dia was signed by Southampton manager Graeme Souness in 1996, after Souness received a phone call purporting to be from Liberian international and former Fifa World Player of the year George Weah. "Weah" told Souness that Dia was his cousin, had played for Paris Saint-Germain and had played 13 times for his country. Actually, none of this was true, and the phone call was made by a fellow university student of Dia's to Souness, suggesting that he should give Dia a chance with the Saints. Nonetheless, Souness was convinced, and signed Dia on a one-month contract.Dia played just one game for Southampton, in the number 33 shirt, against Leeds United on 23 November 1996; he had originally been scheduled to play in a reserve friendly against Arsenal, but the match was cancelled due to a waterlogged pitch. In the match against Leeds, he came on as a substitute for Matthew Le Tissier after 32 minutes but his performance was spectacularly below Premier League quality. He was later substituted (for Ken Monkou) after playing for 53 minutes; Leeds won the match 2�0.

Le Tissier himself recalled the story in a television interview, telling that Dia spent only a weekend at the club. He first came down to train with the team on Friday morning and that he "didn't look very good" and Southampton players thought that they would "never see him again", but then on the next day Dia was surprisingly named to the subs bench. His performance on the field after he came on to replace Le Tissier "was unbelievable. He ran around the pitch like Bambi on ice, it was very very embarrassing to watch." Yet according to the team's physiotherapist on Sunday morning Dia "turned up for treatment of an injury" and "then he left, and we never saw him again ... nobody knows where he went."

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Ahhh yes Ali Dia. Wrote himself into folklore with that stint. Someday i wish to pull off a similar heist on Tottenham :D

Three for me, and two for them.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Yeah, I wonder if any Saints fans had Dia 33 shirts printed...just for a laugh.
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