just somewhere to biff some of the general madness and wit that the World Cup will generate (and also the cultural stereotypes which are on the cusp of funny/dodgy)
exhibt 1 here
here's the NZ group part of it
GROUP F:
Italy � Italy�s current team has been selected from those only playing in the Italian league, absolute cultural arrogance. This decision was probably based on their well documented fascist tendencies, which is why everyone hates Italia and calls them wogs. Everyone despises their boring, defence-minded teams who play negative football. Everyone wants Italy to make an early exit, which is highly possible given that early on, Italian footballers move like fat Sicilians on the beach, grown fat on their earnings from match fixing. Will probably slither through. Damn.
Paraguay � Having the butcher-boy Uruguayans next door make you a tough team, good at fleeing and dodging. Have a couple of pacey players and also could go through.
New Zealand - Given that they can�t even call football by its correct name (what the hell is soccer?) they can play a surprisingly good game. The NZ team has few stars but is a tight unit. Could go through, but the shock would put them and half their supporters in hospital.
Slovakia � Yet another of those countries that have suffered the poisonous presence of the nurturing communist bear. This evolutionary pressure has produced a fast, counter-attacking team with tactics honed by pure survival. Gunfire and vodka have given them awesome diving skills. Could go through.
exhibt 1 here
here's the NZ group part of it
GROUP F:
Italy � Italy�s current team has been selected from those only playing in the Italian league, absolute cultural arrogance. This decision was probably based on their well documented fascist tendencies, which is why everyone hates Italia and calls them wogs. Everyone despises their boring, defence-minded teams who play negative football. Everyone wants Italy to make an early exit, which is highly possible given that early on, Italian footballers move like fat Sicilians on the beach, grown fat on their earnings from match fixing. Will probably slither through. Damn.
Paraguay � Having the butcher-boy Uruguayans next door make you a tough team, good at fleeing and dodging. Have a couple of pacey players and also could go through.
New Zealand - Given that they can�t even call football by its correct name (what the hell is soccer?) they can play a surprisingly good game. The NZ team has few stars but is a tight unit. Could go through, but the shock would put them and half their supporters in hospital.
Slovakia � Yet another of those countries that have suffered the poisonous presence of the nurturing communist bear. This evolutionary pressure has produced a fast, counter-attacking team with tactics honed by pure survival. Gunfire and vodka have given them awesome diving skills. Could go through.
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I'm going to put this in the "trying to be funny but not really funny at all" basket.
Three for me, and two for them.
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It actually belongs in the tw@t basket.
"Phoenix till they lose"
Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.
Genuine opinion: FTFFA
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Or that yes. I was just trying to be polite.
Three for me, and two for them.
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Or that yes. I was just trying to be polite.
You? Polite? Uhhh LOLzzz
ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH
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Lets face it... getting through would put half of us in Hospital - though likely more alcoholic related than shock.Michael2010-06-07 16:21:49
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this one has links to a bunch of Cup info-graphics
http://www.inspiredm.com/2010/06/06/2010-world-cup/
http://www.inspiredm.com/2010/06/06/2010-world-cup/
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