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Weirdest football team names

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
no offense taken. theyre not my team. have played for them once tho
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wasn't there a 'mixed vegies' team playing down the grades somewhere? Might have been either WU or UH.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
dont foget the uni teams. theres unibrow and uni lateral.
 


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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
NZgooner wrote:
Kaizer Chiefs - South Africa


Yeah but the band named after them is pretty good!

I can't get past Perth Glory - the best oxymoron in the league? (Melbourne Victory get let off because they play in Victoria)

Oh...and YoungHeart Manawatu of course
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Oh and how could I forget - perhaps the worst team name in the entire Western world...

...New York Red Bulls
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
FC Jazz from Finland. They folded a couple of years back but there's a youth club still with the name.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
or Stop Out- a very strange and beguiling name!
i was just up at Champs Sportsand i read that article in Soccer Talk about this very topic-as mentioned earlier in this thread 

Salmon swim upstream

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I actually saw Deportivo Wanka play in Peru in 2002 they played at Universitario in Lima who are known as "La U" in Peru they have a huge scoreboard which had U v Wanka on it i do not jest my only regret was not takin a camera!!! 
The score was naturally 6-0 to Universitario

Do you know what nemesis means

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
happyted wrote:
I actually saw Deportivo Wanka play in Peru in 2002 they played at Universitario in Lima who are known as "La U" in Peru they have a huge scoreboard which had U v Wanka on it i do not jest my only regret was not takin a camera!!! 
The score was naturally 6-0 to Universitario


   Magic.

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
First time ever that happyted has made me laugh...I'll remember this day for a long, long, time...
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Salmon07 wrote:
or Stop Out- a very strange and beguiling name!


'tis indeed!
dairyflat2008-01-22 20:50:23
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Or does Dairy Flat have an FC?

Dairy Flat VS Stop Out

only in NZ...

Actually with all the instant names on offer these days trying to be staunch or glorious (think Glory or Chiefs or heaven forbid Phoenix) what i actually like about football is the ingogruous names and or nick namesthat have devolped over many years- i.e the Railway men or the Hatters, or the Potters

Imagine a marketing man trying to pitch that:

"yeah we'll be the potters right cos theres lots of old potterry in the hills around Stoke and itll be awesome when we play the Shrimpers"

Silence...

"Shrimpers VS Potters- Youre' havin a laugh"



Salmon swim upstream

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Salmon07 wrote:
Or does Dairy Flat have an FC?

Dairy Flat VS Stop Out

only in NZ...

Actually with all the instant names on offer these days trying to be staunch or glorious (think Glory or Chiefs or heaven forbid Phoenix) what i actually like about football is the ingogruous names and or nick namesthat have devolped over many years- i.e the Railway men or the Hatters, or the Potters

Imagine a marketing man trying to pitch that:

"yeah we'll be the potters right cos theres lots of old potterry in the hills around Stoke and itll be awesome when we play the Shrimpers"

Silence...

"Shrimpers VS Potters- Youre' havin a laugh"



imagine a world without marketing men!  (or if you're old enough - just remember)



The Throstles - now there's a nickname
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I still think Deportivo Wanka takes the cake boys and girls. Runaway leader.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Stop out were actually named that as they were originally formed as a club for runaway boys.
Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.

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