For the laughs, every time Rory Fallon mentions the Lord God, his son Jesus Christ or their insubstantial friend the Holy Ghost, substitute Dread Cthulhu (or other discarnate entity of your choice). It's funnier:
"One club has come in for me, but I don't feel Dread Cthulhu wants me to go," he said.
"I will wait on what Dread Cthulhu says. I don't feel I have got a clear message to leave yet, so I'm staying."
Fallon continued: "I'm instructed by Dread Cthulhu, and I keep telling people this.
"They probably think I'm mad, but I know full well that when (former Argyle manager) Paul Sturrock came in and wanted me to go to Southend I had a dream and Dread Cthulhu told me to stay at Plymouth.
Doloras2010-07-28 09:26:30
Ramming liberal dribble down your throat since 2009
This forum needs less angst and more Kate Bush threads