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(covering all bases with the emoticons just for you)Big Pete 65, Christchurch
Reid, who plays for FC Midtjylland in the Danish Superliga, is reported to be on the list of several clubs in Italy's Serie A and the English Premier League, with his age and his transfer price attractions.
He is listed as having a market value of Stg1.125 million ($NZ2.5m).
Reid has also been widely linked with a move to Sicilian club Palermo but has not had discussions with the club.
"I haven't spoken with Palermo and my agent hasn't told me anything," he explained to palermo24.net.
"Palermo is a big club in Italy and my friend [Simon Kjaer] plays there. I would like it there, but there's been no contact."
Kjaer and Reid were team-mates at Midtjylland and the Danish defender has prospered since moving to Serie A in 2008.
Reid told NZPA after today's game he was not sure whether club commitments would get in the way of international football.
"I want to represent New Zealand and help New Zealand out," he said.
"I'm coming back to play for New Zealand Football. My idea is that I am going to play for New Zealand as much as possible.
"I have to go back and talk to the club, hopefully I can go on. I don't think anything will happen until after the World Cup is finished. I will see what happens."
Big Pete 65, Christchurch
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if there have been rumours they will be somewhere on this thread. last one was a link to Borussia Dortmund a week or two back
West Ham? (slight disappointment) 
West Ham? (slight disappointment) 
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
We're Forever Causing Trouble

We're Forever Causing Trouble
