Sydney FC - The Blingers or Budget FC
- Started out with all the $ but due to some 'challenging' management are no longer seen as the leagues big spenders.
- Best stir ups ? David Zdrillic is their highest paid player, and Walter Bugno bought the Cove beers.
Central Coast Mariners - The Salty Dogs
- Famous for an inability to score goals.
Newcastle United Jets - The Jest or The Planes.
- Best Stir Up - The fan base is so young they need permission slips form their parents, and the usual red neck related ones directed at Newcastle in general.
Queensland Roar - The Clogs
- Best stir ups - They're ethnically dutch (nothing wrong with that) but ethnically based clubs were meant to have been gone after the NSL. Also entertaining is that they have Frank Farina as a manager, and he's rubbish.
Melbourne Victory - The Tards
- Best Wind Ups - Alessandro dives, Archie's goal celebrations (
), Muscat is a thug,
Fred has gone to the MLS. Wind-Ups undermined by the huge
crowds they got this year. They'll tell you they have the
most dedicated fans, but those of us who sat through the Kingz and
Knights will tell you they have nothing on us.Adelaide United - The Cakes, The Barrels.
- The Cakes after the main fan website (www.gateaufc.com), and the Barrells after the Snowtown murders.
- Best Wind-Ups. Mostly around the Grand Final surrender in V2. Hindmarsh now known as Choke Park.
Perth Glory -
- Some people call them the Purple Poofs, but that is about as funny and original as Sheep jokes about the NZ side.
- Best Wind Ups - They almost finished below the Knights last season. Kiwi Adrian Webster smacking the Captain Jamie Harnwell in the chops.
- However they have Leo Bertos so they win.
All clubs
- Best stir up - The NSL was better, it had real fan Kulcha.
Melbourne Victory - The Tards
- Best Wind Ups - Alessandro dives, Archie's goal celebrations (
), Muscat is a thug,
Fred has gone to the MLS. Wind-Ups undermined by the huge
crowds they got this year. They'll tell you they have the
most dedicated fans, but those of us who sat through the Kingz and
Knights will tell you they have nothing on us.
we
have the best fans by a mile!!!! muscat will blow kiwi's over
easily.
Those wind ups against Melbourne are pretty lame-
We know Alessandro dives, but at least it's a change from him turning the ball over...
Archie? 5 goals in a Grand Final, he can celebrate however he wants (even if he did rip off Timmy Cahill!)


Kevin Muscat is the dirtiest player I've had the displeasure of watching. He's destroyed the careers of a couple of promising players including one of my beloved Norwich City players. I got a great thrill at Carrow Road when he was booed off the pitch for his agricultural style of play. There is a strong rumour he stars in the latest Kiwi movie Killer Sheep. If the Phoenix thought about bringing this type of player to the franchise I wouldn't be interested in parting with my money to see him play.He shouldn't be playing in the A-League, rather a job at AFFCO boning cattle would be more appropriate.
Because that was a resounding sucess for the Phoenix' predecessor... one decent one out of 10-12... avoid like the plague (but if Neil Emblen wants to come back from Puerto Rico with Alen Marcina he'd be welcome).
Luke, I suspect we'll see 12-15 kiwi's, the maximum 4 imports allowed by the league which will leave us with between 4 and 7 Australians. It would be nice if Totori did not count against the import count but that might need some grovelling to the FFA.
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The Fans.
Sydney FC:
The Cove - Ah, the self-confessed best fans in the land. No fanbase has a higher opinion of themselves. Still feeling the shame of backing Walter Bugno no matter what he did (see David Zdrillic above) all because he bought them a few beers. Not as 'Ultra' as they used to be...
Has recently split with a group moving to the other end to be near visiting fans.
Many of the elders are actually decent guys but the kids, zOMG, the kids...
Melbourne Victory:
The BBW (BWB). - Lot's of noise, and credible visual diplays. Prone to Flares and an occassional brain fade (items chucked on the pitch - trying to 'Get at' visiting fans, which get's the dis-enfranchised NSL fans all frothy about hooliganism. Some of them have moved to the Victorian Premier League and are making right twats of themsleves.
The SDC : It's more about the beer (and what's wrong with that).
Adelaide United:
The Gate. Like Sydney some credible elders but the introspection, oh, the introspection... more time and effort is spent analysing the performance of the Gate than the performance of the team (Sydney are prone to this as well). Lots of Red so they can look impressive.
The Red Army - Oh dear... wannabe hools, about as bad as it gets
MSE - Eh ? Meh ? Neh...
The HWLF/BMH... no one is even sure that this group even exists.
Perth Glory:
The Shed - Longer serving than even Bloc 5. Accused of being too English, but let's be honest isn't that just a cross-section of Perth ? Still standing by a side that has collapsed from being the leagues dominant side to a side that would have finished below the Knights last season if Melbourne had not sent a B side for a late season match.
Plus they have Leo Bertos.
More to come...
. melbourne has had some insidents of throwing things etc, but generally have only given as good as we have got. whilst adelaide have repeatedly thrown bottles at opposition keepers, hitting liam reddy from perth.
someone mentioned that archie copied tim cahills goal celebration, you should know that it was actually the other way around with tim copying archie's in a premier league game to honor archie's newwborn son in 2005, tim cahill has since made it famous but it is still archie's.
kev musket has had a horrible career in terms of ending careers etc, but playing in midfield for melbourne he is not that type of player any more, still a hard man but very creative now, and less prone to stupid tackles
Adelaide fans threw a bottle from Perth and hit Liam Reddy in Queensland ? That's some throwing arm... Reddy may have got around in his playing career, but I think you will find he has never left the Eastern Seaboard...
someone mentioned that archie copied tim cahills goal celebration, you should know that it was actually the other way around with tim copying archie's in a premier league game to honor archie's newwborn son in 2005, tim cahill has since made it famous but it is still archie's.
The BBW (BWB). - Lot's of noise, and credible visual diplays. Prone to Flares and an occassional brain fade (items chucked on the pitch - trying to 'Get at' visiting fans, which get's the dis-enfranchised NSL fans all frothy about hooliganism. Some of them have moved to the Victorian Premier League and are making right twats of themsleves.
That couldn't be any more correct. It's good to see the kids living out their hooligan fantasies in the VPL instead where there's fark all security.
So get stuffed HN you malaka.
Pierre told us so. 8)
So did Walter

It should really be a training program for this. Boss man buy fans beer, fans like boss man.
It's a win win situation for all.
I know what the football culture is like there, I lived there for a while (but it was a while ago now). Unfortunately, You have a national football code that so dominates everything it's pathetic. We're lucky here that our codes are split geographically, that allows our football a chance to sneak in somewhat. Sydney v Melbourne in the A-League is the only real time in any football code here the 2 big cities get to have a crack at each other on equal terms.
Oh, and we made the world cup (and did well) and we are in Asia and we have a strong domestic league with good crowd figures (except for one non-Oz team). And Honiara was a nice change from Auckland for the wc play-offs to see who the 2nd best team in Oceania was.
If (when?) NZ lose the licence for A-League and Townsville or Canberra get the nod what will you go back to?
Not much.
But you could always adopt an Aussie A-League team to support like I assume most of you support a favoured Euro club team
. Sydney would be a wise choice.And you'll always (yawn) have the All-Blacks. Remember football is our 4th most popular football code. What's yours?
Plus, we play ethically. More points deducted for you this year?
Plus, we play ethically. More points deducted for you this year?
Without bandwagoners Phonix are f*cked. It's a fact you'll learn soon enough.
btw, wtf IS your 4th football code? Did it get grand finals of 41k then 55k?

The Fans (Part Two).
Queensland Roar:
The Den, Northern Element, Roar Rejects - The Dutch know about a bit of the hooligan element, but they have yet to instill in it in the little piece of Holland that is the Queensland Roar. New fan groups pop up every couple of months and merge ans split and regenerate. One of the lowest profile online fanbases, but one lad on the local forums named Ash who is as dim as any internet football fan in the league.
Newcastle Jets:
The Squadron - Boy they get frothy in Newcastle when you make jokes about needing permission slips to come to the game... still the video evidence doesn't lie. Massive hatred of the Centra Coast who really can't be bothered with them, which makes it much funnier.
Central Coast Mariners:
The Marinators - Long term fans who seem to do a lot to make sure Gosford got a club. Elements of theold Northern Spirit fan base (the other half seem to be among the Cove leaders). Know for being a good trip to Gosford and being pretty welcoming to local fans.
The Players (a selection).
Jamie Harnwell and Adrian Webster:
Long term Perth Glory Captain, best known for taking a slap for All White Adrian Webster after the full time whistle last season. Both of course were in Perth purple. Rumour did suggest that Webster only just beat his team mates to it, but he's out of a job and Harnwell is still there.
Bruce Djite and Nathan Burns:
The next great thing in Australian football according to the A-League bandwagoners. They conveniently forget that Djite's goal in the ACL last week was his first at this level which kind of makes him the Australian Brockie. Both played in a series against the NZ U-20's last year where Australia got Pwned.
David Zdrillic:
Close to the best comedy in the A-League. 1/6th of SUFC's salary cap for a player who scores about as often as a Bhuddist Monk... and contracted for three seasons...
Nicky Mrdja:
Mariners great attacking weapon, killed in the V1 pre-season cup (almost literally with Durante who's leg he broke) but has an allergy to the playing surface by all accounts now. Has played 3-4 games in two seasons.
David Carney:
The most one-footed player in history. Excellent in V1, but by V2 everyone had worked out that his one foot made him pretty limited and he was complete rubbish. You will still hear an occassional plaintive cry from a Sydney fan that it was Terry Butchers fault he failed last season, but even Super Branko Culina (he who engineered last weeks surrender in Indonesia, but doesn't make excuses) hasn't stopped him looking average with a capital A.
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