Cheesy headlines

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Cheesy headlines

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I'm wondering how many cheesy headlines are gonig to come out of the local media as the Phoenix season gets underway. Parhaps this is the time for us to get them out of the system and put a cap on the lack of creativity that the NZ media seems to enjoy in it's reporting.

Here's a couple to get things started

"Mariners salvage a point from the Phoenix's ashes"

" Phoenix heavy landing, Jets flying high"

" [PLAYER] nix a late winner"

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Ok here we go...

Phoenix fire late winner
Phoenix crASH out
Phoenix wing it
Phoenix get their claws into Sydney
Phoenix get the bird
Phoenix flying high
Glory win leaving Phoenix NESTling in bottom spot
Phoenix sign new TALON-t
Wellington Fan The Flames
Phoenix too hot to handle
Are Phoenix Burnt Out?

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

You want more?

Phoenix turn up the heat
Phoenix get egg on their face
Can Phoenix resurrect their season?
Phoenix Egg-ceptional
Phoenix is 6 goal Egg-stravaganza
Adelaide leave Phoenix flapping
Phoenix boss b-EGGS for more time
The Phoenix has landed

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Phoenix swoop for new signing
Phoenix out for a duck
Phoenix rise up table
Mariners too hot to handle for Phoenix
Jets turn up the heat on Phoenix

Kiwill2007-04-17 15:44:41

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

you did too hot to handle and phoenix turn up the heat twice, repitition does not make them better, if cheesy headlines can be good

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Jesus Christ-o!!!

20+ of the Cheesiest Headlines I could muster & you still get picky

. Thanks for pointing that out!

I've amended them to very similar but just the same really - just for you.

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

And dont you think i dont appreciate it cos i do

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Phoenix suck

Phoenix worst team in the world

Phoenix battered like a hot dog

Phoenix earn lucky point against 8 men

Perth Glory fail to turn up to fixture - Phoenix draw 0-0

Phoenix star does it in toilets with Sonny Bill Williams

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Phoenix hushes queensland roar
or
Roar silences Phoenix crowd,
something clever is happening in that sentence i'm sure

Phoenix team members burning the midnight oil in a drunken orgy whilst in Melbourne

(Bit long prehaps)

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

One in Frankie Mac vein - "Feeble Phoenix lucky to lose"

Following Terry Serepisos cash injection - "Greek Dips Into Transfer Market"

"Phoenix pitta-ful" - Food for thought perhaps?

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Games when Phoenix concede 6 goals

Mariners v Phoenix - The Nix Ship Six
Phoenix 0 - Vics 6
Queensland v Phoenix - The Nix pick up point in 6-6 Roar Draw

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

When we finally get a logo / sponsor etc

The Phoenix is Branded

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I'll stop now before being asked to.

I have loads more though, I'm just getting warmed up - feel free to pm me for further installments of Phoenix Fun! You can pass them off as your own.

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

YAY im a groupie

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Rix for Nix

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Phoenix Rises To Victory Challenge ... I thought that was clever, the ol' mac with double cheese, but now that I've typed it it just looks like a 5 year old wrote it. Thanks, kindergarten think-tank!

Its a shame we're not the Wellington Pirates. I have more pirate puns than you could put in a box of Christmas crackers.