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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Harry Balls
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Pronounced Hairy Balls. (with due respect to David Coleman - Colemanballs).

Harry Ngata during half time break Nix v. Melbourne.

"I'm going to put my Head on a Limb...."

Must be his arm, coz his foot his in his mouth

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And Fred De Jong on Smeltz: "He just ceases to amaze".
 
Only you, Fred.
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"SHOOTS, SCORE, SMELTZ"

 
 
great alliteration..

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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StopOut wrote:
And Fred De Jong on Smeltz: "He just ceases to amaze".
 
Only you, Fred.
 
yeah, a  good 'un , you got there 13 hours before me Stoppy
 
 
 this has the potential to be a long running topic
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I always love the "cross-cum-shot" - I a bit R18 for football commentary...
I like tautologies because I like them.
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Another Harry classic from last night: "And Allsop's looking to sniff out any crumbs that Paston might throw up".
 
Yuk.
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i suppose that pretty much defines the idea of a hungry striker
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StopOut wrote:
Another Harry classic from last night: "And Allsop's looking to sniff out any crumbs that Paston might throw up".
 
Yuk.


Haha my thoughts exactly!

I like this classic line from John Helm on The Beckhams

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=SGWnQFKQIrk

Around 46 seconds, After Becks freekick against Ecuador, Priceless
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One from Tommy Smyth i'll never forget was in the ill fated and largely forgettable 06 Champions League final, where the bald headed git said "Ljungberg tried to kick the ball with his boot there".

Cue large amounts of sighs and groans from the entire pub.

Three for me, and two for them.

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
nicely spotted by  loyalgunner in the glaaxy oceania game
 
 
>>Did anybody notice Fred de Jong mention David Beckham being infamously red-carded in the 2002 world cup against Argentina, and going on to redeem himself to the fans in the next world cup against the same opposition?

A strange comment considering England didn't play Argentina in the 2006 world cup.

I noticed when he said that, though, that his voice faltered and he must've realised he'd mixed it up terribly but he ploughed on nonetheless.

Edited by loyalgunner - Yesterday at 11:10pm
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
The Fred and Harry Show in full effect again tonight. Plenty of giggles already noted in the match thread but my vote goes to Harry with "He's holding his hands in despair".
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"cleared, this time its cleared into the net"
 
 
Dadi scoring

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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Scottishbhoy wrote:
"cleared, this time its cleared into the net"
 
 
Dadi scoring
 
 Genius.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Said travis dodd played for adelaide city
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"its the second time in 2 or 3 seconds we've seen Bertos down this right hand side"
 

Allegedly

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Some stunning lines. Sounds like they would give George Bush a run for his money!
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Fred: "It'll be a no no-nonsense approach".
 
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jamesnz wrote:
Some stunning lines. Sounds like they would give George Bush a run for his money!
 
Very good.  Thx.
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http://nz.youtube.com/watch?v=AWkFnnZYEsg
1:27 -  "that was absolutly brazilliant", followed by about ten seconds of confused mumbling. - possibly the worst bit of commentary i have heard ever.
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
^Gobsmacked.  
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
At 2:12.
 
And when Dewhurst said "Perhaps even lower " - I thought he was gonna say "Cock" for a moment.
 
Kovach?
Stevo2009-01-04 23:40:01
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