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When Richie McCaw does a pushup, The TV media in New Zealand run the story for four weeks 

When Richie McCaw goes swimming The Rugby writers wet their pants just thinking about it 

When the Bogeyman goes to sleep every night, get�s followed to his bedroom by a bunch  of wet-panted Kiwi journalists.

Richie McCaw counted three once, and Mr Henry asked Cambridge to give him an honorary doctorate 

Richie McCaw invented pink 

Richie McCaw�s hand is the only hand that can Flush the Royal Toilet at NZRFU HQ in Wellington. 

Richie McCaw wouldn�t know the Mona Lisa if it was in his living room.

Richie McCaw once tried to slam a revolving door. 

Some kids p*ss their name in the snow.  Richie McCaw is so stupid he tried to p*ss his name into concrete.  

Richie McCaw�s calendar is copied into the MS Outlook of every Rugby Journalist in New Zealand. 

Richie McCaw�s fans think you can speak Braille.

Tony Vietch owns a pair of Richie McCaw pyjamas. 

Richie McCaw turned up to the 1993 World Series of Poker holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno. Still the media predicted he would win.

Richie McCaw sleeps with a night light so the Rugby media can report on the volume of his snoring.

Once a daddy longlegs crawled onto Richie McCaw�s leg. After five days reporting in all the main media, the story was dropped for one about him doing a push-up. 

Richie McCaw divides his time between interviews with Tony Vietch, Brendan Telfer and his florist.

When Richie McCaw exercises, the public have to hear all about it. 

Richie McCaw doesn�t use pickup lines, because Kiwi chicks are like possums in the headlights when it comes to All-Blacks.

Some obsessive diehard All-Blacks fan wrote a Youtube movie about how Richie McCaw sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled rugby ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalised, Richie spear-tackled the devil and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn�t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. 

Richie McCaw can kill time by posing for photoshoots. 

Richie McCaw once devoured a whole wheel-barrow full of clay to prove that All-Blacks are �hard�. All he really proved was that they are prone to acts of stupidity.

The only time Richie McCaw was right about something was when he told New Zealand sports journalists to find something interesting to report.