Not sure if you lot read these, but there's normally one or two corkers (mainly thanks to Ian Holloway)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/funny_old_game/7126996.stm
Adrian Chiles on MOTD2 after Bramble's latest mistake.
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
my fave
"Hey, Swansea... leave our sheep alone!"
Tranmere fans to Swansea - to the tune of Pink Floyd's Another Brick In The Wall. (Will, UK).
brilliant!also an interesting quote on the Aus 4-4-2 site from
Seo 
the gist being there should be no salary cap in the A-League, presumably because he and his fellow members of Actor's Equity are going to cost more than honest footballers do
(If i'm being too oblique - I reckon Seo is a diving weasel and needs to be booed off the park on the 14th!)
Seo should've stuck to being a waiter
my fave
"Hey, Swansea... leave our sheep alone!"
Tranmere fans to Swansea - to the tune of Pink Floyd's Another Brick In The Wall. (Will, UK).
brilliant!Hahaha quality.
Cheers left ball, top site.
One for Muscat, "He's got his IQ on his shirt"
ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH
Tottenham fans to West Ham fans.
"That's why you're going down."
West Ham fans' response.


I posted this on the Chants forum a few weeks ago. This is one of my favourites, perfect for Super Mario and Mr Laybutt:
Sung by Worthing fans to Hampton & Richmond goalkeeper during their FA Cup third round qualifying defeat.
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

"There is a no-smoking policy at Layer Road. Anyone caught
smoking will be taken to a darkened room, where they will be
imprisoned for 27 hours and forced to listen to Will Young records
for all of that time. Thank you."
Colchester's announcer tops his previous effort at half-time
against Crystal Palace.
Three for me, and two for them.